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by Voxy on April 23, 2008, 19:54:00
It's true, I am one of your newest members. Many of you know me, many of you don't. But, it's enough that I'm here. I've been looking through many old and interesting threads. I have been lead to many facts about the current regime and the reactionaries opposing it. Here, I hope to put my thoughts on the Current Regime.
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by on April 15, 2008, 14:37:00
First part in a dramatisation of life in Lovely.
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by Forever A Shorty on March 03, 2008, 13:10:03
Ok the title is a bit misleading as it suggests that there will be more than one.  Things are really busy for me and well I'm rubbish at writing stuff so it takes me more effort than others, but at least this one is finally done and dusted.  Well everyone else has kind of stolen my thunder anyway as in what I was going to write here, so my newsletter is kind of pointless, but nevermind.

I just wanted to welcome you all to Citizensrequired.net.  Ok its not quite that new, especially given our board move rate, but hey.  A huge thanks to Schaf for making this all possible.  You're probably all thinking, "oh no here we go again, not another forum to sign up to".  Well technically you're right but scratch underneath the surface and have a look around and you'll admit your mistake.  This place is the absolute canine's scrotum.  In one complete masterstroke the shop and a proper economy has got people hooked.  If you haven't checked out the shop already then what are you waiting for!  Never has owning a rock or a gnome been so cool.  Along with the stocks and the lovely lottery people have been gambling their way to a better fortune.  Or thieved their way to wealth... shame on you.

Theres plenty of other stuff along with the main forum.  Check out the gallery section to look at pics of meets and various stuff and create your own banner (you know you want to).  So once again thanks to Schaf for making it all happen.  We did have a go at him for being a bit rubbish as prime minister but he's really come up trumps here.  Shame the rest of it was useless.  Well done also to Schaf and his government for being the first to be elected for a second term.  There were rumblings going on after the results were published but hopefully that's over with and we can look forward to another pointless 6 months.

Please be understanding with Schaf has he gets through the teething problems and tries to add more content.  He's already done a lot and I've heard he's actually acquired a life as well from somewhere (although I myself don't believe that).  If you can offer any help with the running of things then feel free to volunteer.

As you can imagine its always been difficult with so few of us left.  A couple of us have gone on a recruitment drive and we hope some of you will too!  We welcome everyone thats joined us either as part of our recruitment or as someone returning from an absence (where have you been!?).  In particular I welcome all those crazy people from the Flat Earth Society who have made it across.  Not all of us share your views on the shape of this planet but we're glad to have you (well possibly).

Finally I've been toying with the idea for a while about bringing the honours system back in,  even before some of you had mentioned it as well, but I've decided to leave it for now.  Given that theres so few of us and that we're all working in our own little way to keep this thing going, it's hard for me to just honour the odd people here and there.  That and the fact that all the names for the honours i could think off were complete wank.  Instead I've decided to just give a shout out to a few people that deserve their name in lights for recent stuff they have done.  No shiny awards for you unfortunately, but a King's thanks should be good enough.

  • Schaferlord - for creating this place
  • JackASCII - for his crazy propanography
  • Dead kangaroo- for the awesome rendering of the map of lovely
  • Bovinejumpuit - for being creator of the most awesome thing ever, the megasuperultragnome

Those are just a select few that are worth mentioning, but I love you all for what you've been doing.  Apart from you for doing THAT.  If you think someone should have their name up in lights let me know for my next newsletter (in a while...) and I'll just stick their name in the newsletter as i can't afford the bulbs or even candles.

There's probably other stuff I should say, but well I can't be bothered.  Until next time.  Cheerio.

The King (#2)

ps Write for the Other Times.  Or face imprisonment.
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by on February 25, 2008, 12:58:00

Here we are, 6 months down the line and another 6 months to go. Thank you all those who voted for me, all my non-existent campaign staff and the tea lady Doris who despite being dead kept me fed and watered with tea and biscuits through the long nights of my premiership. I hate all of you who didn’t and seeing as only 30% of voters voted for me it seems that most of you are going to be in for a rough 6 months because I have half a mind to make your lives miserable.

Doris; The Ghostly Tea Lady
of the Prime Minister
of Lovely

This brings forth the first issue that Lovely seems to be facing, the election is being disputed seemingly, those disputing it are idiots and fools but still this is happening. People are disillusioned with the lack of political input that they perceive themselves to have. Change needs to happen seemingly, the ministries set up at the beginning of my last term as leader failed, lack of public participation and minister interest (sometimes due to power available elsewhere that can be abused to a greater extent) ruined it. Thus this time I will not create any ministries, they will be made from the ground up. You the people will make them as and when you want to cover the subjects important to you so you can inform me of legislation that you think needs my signature. Nothing in Lovely can happen without you lot doing it so go and do it. I will feign an interest in all you do, as Prime Minister it is my job to do so and I do so with only a little resentment for the period of my life you are stealing from me as you do so.

Similarly our legal structure seems to need a little revision in light of hasty judgements being made. Justice is blind, blind things don’t move quickly otherwise they might walk into a large spike and die or fall off a cliff or something equally bad. This will be looked into and changes shall be made. Especially in light of the spate of thefts that is occurring.

The Government will continue to pay those who contribute to the site and media outlets direct into their bank accounts. Growth of a more dynamic exciting content filled Lovely would be nice and dandy wouldn’t you agree? If you don’t agree take a running jump I’m prime minister and I sa
y it’s nice and what I say goes.

Onwards to more worrying news, and you may be aware of plots to put into place an Emperor of Lovely, the government will resist all attempts of a coup of course and as such steps will be made to develop our military might and intelligence services so that we may force these people who want an Emperor into the jungles where we can kill them off slowly and ineffectually over a period of years in a long and drawn out struggle that will be of benefit to the spork manufacturing and FLASE dealers of our nation and help the economy. Rumours of a link between the Party Party and the would be Emperor makers will lead to a political police force being created to assassinate those who would seek to use democracy as a method of change quietly without people noticing.

An Image of the supposed rebel leader "Roundy"
who seeks to become "Grand Emperor

I assure you that everybody of import is safe at this time of political strife. The Giant man eating wormsKing Ray's head of security. of the nuclear wasteland that surrounds King Ray’s palace have been angered to make the journey to and from the palace more peril wrought than normal and the hideously deformed mutant servants have been given shoot to kill orders on anyone who isn’t hideously deformed in the Palace.

King Ray's head of Security;
codenamed "Derek"

King Danny is safely kept away from anyone of Lovely overlooking us from afar where he cannot be gotten to by any nutters and the cultists who worship him as a god can be trusted to insure no harm shall ever befall our King. I myself am being protected by trained gorillas and the security of the Haunted Prime Ministerial Mansion whilst not state of the art is pretty damned good, those dogs from hell can run pretty damned fast if you’re in the grounds and you aren’t meant to be.

The Prime Ministerial Mansion.

So there is nothing to worry about, everything is in hand theoretically, practically I need you lot to join various militant factions such as the army or the secret police and be prepared to kill and die for the vision of Lovely that has been voted in for the next 6 months.

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by on February 25, 2008, 01:07:00
Schaferlord (Incumbent) - 15 (30%)
Lady Reblet - 5 (10%)
Cog - 1 (2%)
PirateJames - 1 (2%)
Bovinejumpsuit - 2 (4%)
Milky - 6 (12%)
Neo - 2 (4%)
Porkpie - 5 (10%)
Citizen Love - 13 (26%)

Bastards editing articles, don't make me shut this place down because those with abilities are misusing them.

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