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by Lard_Suddenly on March 13, 2008, 03:37:00
There was a time when dragons roamed the earth. People didn't like them so they went around killing them all..... except for 2 baby dragons!

They fled to the woods, living off of berries and twigs, befriending squirrels and badgers.

One day, a small orphan boy who had ran away from the orphanage stumbled upon the two baby dragons in the woods. Instead of killing them, he made friends with them.

They grew up together in the woods. Occasionally eating one of their grey squirrel friends to get some protein. The grey squirrels didn't mind though. When the dragons and little boy were hungry, the grey squirrels just captured a red squirrel, beat the fucker up and painted him grey. It was kind of a win-win situation.

Once the boy reached 16, he told the oldest of the two dragons "I'm really horny.". The dragon replied "no, you have soft skin and your hair is curly like a ginger minge, we are horny. Look at the size of the horn on my head". The boy quipped "no I mean horny like I could fuck a tree.... but what I really want to fuck is a girl". The dragon warned the boy not to go into town to look for a floozy or he'd attract the interest of the towns people and they'd come back and kill the dragons. But the boy gave the dragons the finger and ran off.

The dragons went into panic mode and started having gay incestuous sex with each other. This only worsened the situation as the towns folk went into the woods to apologise to the dragons for the way they had treated them under the previous conservative government, but once they saw the dragon with his leg bent over his brother dragon riding him round the woodland floor shouting "who's your daddy", they flew into a rage and killed the elder brother dragon.

The younger brother dragon was badly injured but managed to escape. The 16 year old boy ran over to the dragon and said "sorry, I didn't realise. I was just so damned horny". The dragon said "fuck you, you little shit. Fuck you right off" and with his last ounce of strength he flew into the sky and did a magical dance that cast a spell.

He meant to curse the village for the rest of eternity where all their first born's would die of SIDS but he did it wrong because he was a little retarded and ended up banning all dohtml codes from being posted on this forum.
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