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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Forever A Shorty on July 27, 2009, 11:18:08



Title: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on July 27, 2009, 11:18:08
I'll start off.  I know you should be careful with what you put out on the net, so feel free to put as much detail as you feel comfortable.

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Most Used Board Name:  Ray of the Rovers (well it's the only one I've had ::) )
Real First Name: Ray (duh!)
Current Occupation: King/Unemployed bum
D.O.B.: 7/11/80
Approximate Date Of Joining Lovely:  August '05
Favourite Thread: PAYG or Pictionary
What Do You Want To Do When You Grow Up?:  Grow up (about a foot or so)
Last Time You Tried To Touch Up Lars:
Lovely Addiction Rating: *rubs weary yellow-filled eyes and dribbles on keyboard*


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Chaos_angel on July 27, 2009, 11:37:49
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Most Used Board Name:  Chaos_angel
Real First Name: Sara
Current Occupation: Bar staff
D.O.B.: 17-July-87
Approximate Date Of Joining Lovely:  nov 08 ish i think
Favourite Thread: Don't have one
What Do You Want To Do When You Grow Up?:  Erm ...
Lovely Addiction Rating: out of ten? ten being living here? i'ld say 4.333 recuring


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Matt on July 27, 2009, 20:12:48
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Most Used Board Name: Matt (or in full Matt6:33) aka elsewhere as MisterehMuseseh
Real First Name: William (never used except in legal documents)  go by "Grant"
Current Occupation: Information/reception desk attendant  (Mr. know-it-all according to one)
D.O.B.: Mar 10/45
Approximate Date Of Joining Lovely: Senior Moment: can't remember. 2 or 3 sites ago.  
What Do You Want To Do When You Grow Up?:  Don't plan to "grow up". Just grow oldER.
Lovely Addiction Rating: Have to check several times a day. Must make it at least an 8.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on July 28, 2009, 00:19:35
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Most Used Board Name:  Lars_Dudley
Real First Name: Owen
Current Occupation: Assistant Destination Of Leavers From Higher Education Survey and Information Coordinator (Asst DLHE/Info Coordinator for short)
D.O.B.: 11/8/86
Approximate Date Of Joining Lovely:  August '05
Favourite Thread: PAYG or Pictionary or PAMP or Lars & Giddsey Show or Adventures Of The BBC MoTD Team
What Do You Want To Do When You Grow Up?:  Grow a beard like Rays.
Last Time You Tried To Touch Up Lars:  All the time. I'm irresistible tbf.  :/
Lovely Addiction Rating: Our judges say: 6......6.........6.........6..........6. Yes, that's addicted alright.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on July 28, 2009, 02:06:28
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Most Used Board Name: Schaferlord,
Real First Name:If you listen to the wind at night you'll often here the faint cry of my name upon it you identity theiving bastards. 
Current Occupation: Fresh Foods Assistant and general layabout.
D.O.B.: 14th day of the fifth month
Approximate Date Of Joining Lovely:  August '05
Favourite Thread: Rasputin Want's To Build a School, Want to Help.
What Do You Want To Do When You Grow Up?: Be a superhero or a train.
Last Time You Tried To Touch Up Lars: I'm working on a plan to achieve such a goal right now as it happens all I need is a goat, a crossbow and some dynamite and I'm good to go.
Lovely Addiction Rating: The street value of heroin has dropped since Lovely came into existence and that mightn't be a coincidence.
anything else to add:As always but time conspires against us my dear and I must be off, but think of me when you're alone and in need and crazy random happenstance might lead me to your door to deliver you from your weary existence in a giant envelope with a large stamp.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Mr Cog on July 28, 2009, 08:42:00
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Please do not adjust your monitors, Cog™ actually looks this brilliant in real life.

Most Used Board Name: Cog (TM)
Real First Name: Dave/David/Davecog/Coggledave
Current Occupation: Providing manual labour for parents in exchange for food and magazines.
D.O.B.: Teh forth of teh forth, nointeen nointy.
Approximate Date Of Joining Lovely:  August or September 05.
Favourite Thread: The one with the things.
What Do You Want To Do When You Grow Up?: Single-handedly building cars that break world land speed records
Last Time You Tried To Touch Up Lars: I'm touching him up right now
Lovely Addiction Rating: ∑∏℧ℤℝ∃⇩☎
Anything else to add: The space provided is not large enough to list everything about me that must be known


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Anubis on July 28, 2009, 09:22:16


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Most Used Board Name: Anubis
Real First Name: Colin
Current Occupation: Messing about with computers/Job hunting
D.O.B.: Teh forth of teh forth, nointeen atety six.
Approximate Date Of Joining Lovely: September 05.
Favourite Thread: IYLYHTP, Last Film, Picture for Davy B
What Do You Want To Do When You Grow Up?: :dunno:
Last Time You Tried To Touch Up Lars:  :blush:
Lovely Addiction Rating:   :dance:
Anything else to add:  :huh:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on July 28, 2009, 09:23:40
 :clap:  :biggrin:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: CitizenLove on July 29, 2009, 06:51:34
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Most used board name Gayer/CitizenLove
Real first name Natasha
Current occupation A burden on the welfare state/fucking immigrant get out of my country
D.O.B The second day of the month of mud (otherwise known as October) in the year of our Lord Chernobyl
Approximate date of joining Lovely August '05
Favourite thread Maybe the one where I sold myself
What do you want to do when you grow up? Have some kind of job that pays me money
Last time you tried to touch up Lars Last night in my dreams
Lovely addiction rating I can stop anytime I want
Anything else to add I am the besterestersterestest

edit: I decided that a picure of me fisting a chicken is so much more appropriate for this thread


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: bovinejumpsuit on August 02, 2009, 15:58:13
Picture It's up there somewhere
Most Used Board Name:  bovinejumpsuit
Real First Name: Dave
Current Occupation: Office Manager for a Bookmakers
D.O.B.: 05/01/86
Approximate Date Of Joining Lovely:  August '05
Favourite Thread: Ones started by me
What Do You Want To Do When You Grow Up?: Poke Donny Osmond in the eye with one of those bubble wand things
Last Time You Tried To Touch Up Lars:  about 18 months ago.
Lovely Addiction Rating: I've become somewhat bored with this place so 2, Still come back occasionally to read my fan mail though


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on August 09, 2009, 14:43:50
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Most Used Board Name: giddsey
Real First Name: Paul
Current Occupation: Casino Manager
D.O.B.: 06/11/1971
Approximate Date Of Joining Lovely: After the first TV show, 05?
Favourite Thread: Tagg FC, Lars and Giddsey show
What Do You Want To Do When You Grow Up?: Play for Man Utd/Rockstar.
Last Time You Tried To Touch Up Lars: In Brighton circa 2007. He stooped for a second and i lightly brushed his peachy arse. He didn't notice, the touch or the semi on.
Lovely Addiction Rating: depends on my mood, but I'd say yes really I rule the place so,.... 12ty.



Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Evil Ted on August 09, 2009, 19:13:08
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Most Used Board Name:  Evil Ted
Real First Name: Ted (Duh)
Current Occupation: Er... I'll just put "Young Bugger" here.
D.O.B.: 31/01/91
Approximate Date Of Joining Lovely: 2005, during the show.
Favourite Thread: "For a brief moment, there were two of me" sounds like the opening line of an existential piece of poetry.
What Do You Want To Do When You Grow Up?: Louis Theroux
Last Time You Tried To Touch Up Lars:
Lovely Addiction Rating: Not enough, obviously D:
Anything else to add?: DAMN I'VE CHANGED IN THE PAST TWO YEARS.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: bovinejumpsuit on August 10, 2009, 06:17:33
not much facial hair for 2 years growth tbf


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Zsu-Zsu on August 10, 2009, 08:16:22
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Most used board name Zsu-Zsu
Real first name Zoë
Current Occupation Student and activist
D.O.B 2nd Dec 1989
Approximate date of joining Lovely Aug '05
Favourite thread Umm... What Are You Listening To? and/or If You Look, you Have To Post
What do you want to do when you grow up? Be a lawyer
Last time you tried to touch up Lars I control Ray, so, technically, whenever he does
Lovely addiction rating Not as much as it used to be. But still bordering on 7/10
Anything else to add I was the shittest PM Lovely has had


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Evil Ted on August 10, 2009, 12:47:14
not much facial hair for 2 years growth tbf
I'm not growing it; that's my 5 o'clock shadow.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Pompey Gaz on August 21, 2009, 12:33:40


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Most used board name Pompey Gaz
Real first name Gareth
Current Occupation food production engineer
D.O.B 18th November 1985
Approximate date of joining Lovely Aug '05
Favourite thread TAGG FC or any meets one I lie and say i'll turn upto but never do
What do you want to do when you grow up? more like Bo
Last time you tried to touch up Lars He's ginger, so never
Lovely addiction rating 2
Anything else to add I like swearing and being a cunt


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Tom Dates on August 23, 2009, 15:09:23
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on August 23, 2009, 15:17:22
all us other slim shadies are just immitating?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Tom Dates on August 23, 2009, 15:19:40
Well, quite.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on August 23, 2009, 15:20:59
oh


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: stanmore on August 24, 2009, 10:26:20
This is a curious thread. People posting pictures to "introduce yourself" to a group of people they have seen in the flesh many, many times before. "Re-introduce yourself by selecting a couple of photographs where you don't look dodgy and hope that everyone forgets what you were like before" - that's an appropriate title for the thread.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on August 24, 2009, 10:28:34
I've never met you


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: stanmore on August 24, 2009, 10:33:29
How quickly you forget.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on August 24, 2009, 10:34:30
I've never even see you post on these boards before.  That's why you should introduce yourself.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Matt on August 24, 2009, 12:08:43
This is a curious thread. People posting pictures to "introduce yourself" to a group of people they have seen in the flesh many, many times before. "Re-introduce yourself by selecting a couple of photographs where you don't look dodgy and hope that everyone forgets what you were like before" - that's an appropriate title for the thread.

The advantage of having Alzheimers is that you meet new friends everyday.

Or if you qualify and can claim a "gray moment" as I can, I don't remember meeting you either.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Chaos_angel on August 24, 2009, 12:34:37
I've never met you either .... and I think you'll find I always look dodgy thank you very much


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on August 24, 2009, 12:39:49
you'll never catch me meeting weird people off the internet


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on August 24, 2009, 13:18:06
I've never met you either .... and I think you'll find I always look dodgy thank you very much

consistancy is a virtue.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on August 25, 2009, 06:14:26
i have never met chaos angel, cog, evil ted etc etc..
this thread is fine as it is, all teh internetz is for wallowing in self.
Most forums i have seen have some sort of thread like this, stop whining and post your ugly mug.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Zsu-Zsu on August 25, 2009, 06:26:55
"Re-introduce yourself by selecting a couple of photographs where you don't look dodgy and hope that everyone forgets what you were like before" - that's an appropriate title for the thread.

Exactly! :D


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Simon van der Stel on September 07, 2009, 01:02:04
I am Simon van der Stel, and the number of animated smileys on this site nearly gave me a seizure. I also dislike the colour yellow.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Mr Cog on September 07, 2009, 01:03:00
The yellow is indeed hideous in a pleasing sort of way. :wave:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on September 07, 2009, 01:04:00
The smileys are there to weed out the weak.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on September 07, 2009, 01:04:31
Also I should say, welcome to you :wave:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on September 07, 2009, 01:14:06
I am Simon van der Stel, and the number of animated smileys on this site nearly gave me a seizure. I also dislike the colour yellow.

If you squint it'll all be fine


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Simon van der Stel on September 07, 2009, 01:22:35
The yellow is indeed hideous in a pleasing sort of way. :wave:

I know you already.

Also I should say, welcome to you :wave:

Thank you, sir. You are welcome at any time in the Cape Colony.

If you squint it'll all be fine

Do you have a large population of Chinese here?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on September 07, 2009, 01:23:48
no but we're trying to make more chineese by promoting squinting.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on September 07, 2009, 01:29:54
 :wave:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on September 07, 2009, 01:38:14
no but we're trying to make more chineese by promoting squinting.

:unsure:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on September 07, 2009, 01:38:47
Do you have a large population of Chinese here?

Lard is our resident Chinese through marriage.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on September 07, 2009, 01:42:37
 :nod: If I had a child, it would be.. erm.. part Chinese. 1/8th, maybe. I don't know how these things work.

Basically, it would have a Chinese granddad.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on September 07, 2009, 01:52:11
It halves each time unless the child has more than 2 biological parents.

So it goes 1, .5, .25, .125 and so on.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on September 07, 2009, 02:12:22
 :chinscratch: But Alisa's mum is second generation Irish. Her dad is Chinese. Both my parents are English.

I'm English, Alisa is, I'd say, part British part Chinese...

What the hell would that make the kid..?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on September 07, 2009, 02:15:41
A retard


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on September 07, 2009, 02:17:27
A retard who is 3 parts English, 1 part Chinese and .5 parts Irish?  :chinscratch:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on September 07, 2009, 02:17:44
are both Alisa's mother's parents Irish?

I'd say you're looking at your spawn being half English, quarter Irish and quarter Chinese or quarter Chinese, eighth Irish and five eighths English.



Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on September 07, 2009, 02:19:52
A retard who is 3 parts English, 1 part Chinese and .5 parts Irish?  :chinscratch:

I dunno, what heritage the kid's going to have, but it'll be your kid, for which I feel for him/her.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on September 07, 2009, 02:23:12
are both Alisa's mother's parents Irish?

I'd say you're looking at your spawn being half English, quarter Irish and quarter Chinese or quarter Chinese, eighth Irish and five eighths English.



Confusing.

Yeah, both Alisa's grandparents on her mums side were Irish. But her mum was born and raised in Northampton I think. So, she'd be like 2nd generation Irish, right? And, well, Alisa had always lived in London until recently, but her dad lived in Hong Kong til he was 14. So she is like half Chinese, quarter Irish quarter English? Or, just half Irish half Chinese.. or half English half Chinese... Depends how you look at it, right?

My parents are English. Their parents are English. And their parents were English. So it's pretty straight forward on my side of the family.

Not that it really matters at all...

A retard who is 3 parts English, 1 part Chinese and .5 parts Irish?  :chinscratch:

I dunno, what heritage the kid's going to have, but it'll be your kid, for which I feel for him/her.

It's all hypothetical anyway! Don't worry, I won't bring a child into a world where I'm one of its parents..


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on September 07, 2009, 08:07:57
She's half english, half chinese.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on September 07, 2009, 08:09:04
She's half Irish, half chinese, and a quarter duck with extra pancakes please.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Mr Cog on September 07, 2009, 08:11:47
And a partridge in a pear tree


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on September 07, 2009, 15:25:09
Being born in England doesn't effect your genetic stock, merely your nationality, if it's nationality we're on about any hypothetical Lars child will be a Lovelian.

Stock wise it'd probably cook best in a lamb one.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Random on November 09, 2009, 00:12:37
Hello

I am new here.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on November 09, 2009, 00:23:31
hello and welcome


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on November 09, 2009, 01:59:47
Hello

I am new here.

Quote
Posts: 230

 :chinscratch:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Simon van der Stel on November 09, 2009, 10:15:37
Did I ever introduce myself in here? I can't be bothered to look. If not, I am Simon van der Stel. Do not bother getting to know me, you will not like me.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Tom Dates on November 09, 2009, 10:48:19
I know you and I like you.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Tom Dates on November 09, 2009, 10:48:37
So tough fucking luck.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on November 09, 2009, 13:45:51
there's always one who has to be different, and then there are those who have no choice in the matter and ae different involuntarily, they're all here though, the fuckers.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on November 24, 2009, 07:38:13
Being born in England doesn't effect your genetic stock, merely your nationality, if it's nationality we're on about any hypothetical Lars child will be a Lovelian.

Stock wise it'd probably cook best in a lamb one.
I was just talking to the new person at work about what music she likes.  She said "The Pogues, Dropkick Murphys, The Dubliners" and a few other bands I hadn't heard of, but were Irish folk/rock bands.

She said she comes from a large Irish family and but was born and raised in Leeds... Is it just me, or is she English, not Irish? I'm not saying there's owt wrong with the fact she considers herself Irish (or that there should be anything wrong with the fact she seems quite proud of her heritage) but I would say she (like Alisa's mum) is English, not Irish.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: CitizenLove on November 24, 2009, 08:26:03
Well just because she was born in Leeds that doesn't necessarily mean the rest of the family was, they might have moved to Leeds not long before she was born, so her family would be Irish.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on November 24, 2009, 08:39:53
Yeah, but she would be English? I dunno, just seems a bit odd to me.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Mr Cog on November 24, 2009, 08:54:04
My dads english but both his parents are scottish


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: CitizenLove on November 24, 2009, 09:28:10
Yeah, but she would be English? I dunno, just seems a bit odd to me.

Well you said she said she was from an Irish family, not that she said she's Irish.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on November 24, 2009, 09:41:55
She hasn't explicitly, but she does seem to be quite fond of promoting she's from an Irish family.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on November 24, 2009, 09:46:27
Cultural identity and nationality aren't the same thing either though Lars.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on November 24, 2009, 09:47:29
why not?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on November 24, 2009, 10:02:15
well mostly to do with the development of nation states as legal entities that interact in each other in quite specific ways which complicates matters of nationality to the degree that there are many different variations and meanings behind the term and it's hard to judge what anything means especially when the mass migration of the globalised world has more or less totally erroded allot of the traditional hangups that accompanied nationality to which only the geographical and legal definitions really hold any weight.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on November 24, 2009, 10:07:25
But if you're born in a country, that's your nationality. Right? So my understanding of "cultural identity" would be someone who was born in one country but grew up in another/spent a long period of time in another country and adopted it as their home country. But legally, your nationality is still the country you were born in, I think. Is that right?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on November 24, 2009, 10:15:14
well you can be born in a foriegn country and have a different nationality it's to do with citizenship rather than birth. And cultural identity would be to do with culture thus if someone comes from Irish stock with Irish families and Irish traditions and the like they could identify themselves more with the Irish on a cultural level than with the British.

Your nationality is essentially whom you are citizen of.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on November 24, 2009, 10:18:06
 :chinscratch: i see.

it's all just meaningless bollocks anyway I suppose.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on November 24, 2009, 10:26:23
well it's not, you need to know what embassy you can seek refuge in when you're abroad and stuff. As a British citizen you can move throughout the EU freely and live wherever without having to deal with other governments and stuff. Allot of the baggage and shit storm that accompanies discussions on Nationality is bollocks much like the BNPs stance on such matters.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on November 24, 2009, 10:29:58
Yeah, that's the bit that I meant is meaningless bollocks.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Matt on November 24, 2009, 10:32:42
I got called away between typing what is below, and the posting of the other entries, so here it is anyway, although not nearly as well expressed as the "politico" types have done.

You all will have to start using hyphenated terms as they do for "Afro- (or African) American or Indo-Canadian to wring out the best of both realities.  I am Canadian, but if we are completely honest then only our aboriginals (which we now call first nations) are Truly Canadian.  So is one who is English really English, or are they Anglo Saxon Picts or Vikings?
(First nations is a good general term, unless you are going to push it to anthroplogical limits and say they are in fact Mongolians or something having crossed an Alaska land bridge a few millenia ago.  And then of course "first nations" is only useful when they want to present the idea that THEY were here first and therefore have "rights" that Canadians don't have.  If instead they think in terms of their own "tribal" anscentory then of course they suddenly become Cree, or Mohawk or whatever, but of course in their own language rather than the Anglsized version of it.)
My maternal grandmother is Isish.  My paternal grandfather, with the name Alford, we were sure were "English" but in some tracing it says "parents from Ireland".  Census forms ask for national descendency. (With an option now, I think, of skipping it and saying "Canadian" if born here.)

In the end what you call me doesn't really matter. EXCEPT don't call me "American" because although I am living in North America the connotation, and the way "Americans" ie. United States of America citizens use the term is enough to have me decline the moniker.
We went through this once before when commentting on the way a Canadian would answer the question? Are you American? And will answer "No, I am Canadian".  Whereas if we ask a Britisher, (apparently) Are you European? They would answer: "Yes"

Shouldn't the citizens of the USA be called "USA's" or something like that.  
And doesn't the term "Britisher" have a different meaning than "English"?
In otherwords isn't someone who is Irish, Scottish, Welsh, or English still British, but being British is not the same as being English?   


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on November 24, 2009, 10:47:36
My maternal grandmother is Isish.  My paternal grandfather, with the name Alford, we were sure were "English" but in some tracing it says "parents from Ireland".  Census forms ask for national descendency. (With an option now, I think, of skipping it and saying "Canadian" if born here.)

Ireland used to be part of "Great Britain", which is where the confusion may have come from?



Shouldn't the citizens of the USA be called "USA's" or something like that.  
And doesn't the term "Britisher" have a different meaning than "English"?
In otherwords isn't someone who is Irish, Scottish, Welsh, or English still British, but being British is not the same as being English?  
If you're from England, you're English (although technically British, not English, if you check your passport). But someone like Anubis might be offended if you called him English as he's Scottish (although technically British if he checks his passport), or Toaster might be offended if you called him English as he's Welsh (although, again, technically British. We're all brothers here on this tiny island).

I'm not too sure, but I think Great Britain is England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland (although Northern Irish people would consider themselves Irish, I believe, as the island of Wales, Scotland and England is the British Isles). The United Kingdom would be these 4 countries too.

Never call an Irish, Scottish or Welsh person English  :indifferent: British is fine, English would be like calling you American.

Edit to say I would say I'm British, not English. Although I support England in most sporting events etc.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on November 24, 2009, 11:39:20
During my first year of university it got debated allot as I was doing international relations and this is a factor, lots of people there said they'd class themselves as European, I myself said I was happy just to say "human" and leave it at that.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: CitizenLove on November 24, 2009, 11:55:03
I generally just say I'm English (mainly because I'm not sure how to say I'm British in Finnish, or even if its possible to say it) but then of course I like to confuse people by saying I'm English then later on saying I'm Finnish.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on November 24, 2009, 14:33:28
I'm moonish.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: CitizenLove on November 24, 2009, 14:42:43
you're giddseyish


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on November 24, 2009, 14:52:41
you're a gayer


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on November 24, 2009, 18:21:09
Two of the greatest things to be then.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Citizen Kobler on December 09, 2009, 10:04:54
Name: Jack
Age: 43
Fish: Sea Bass
Secret Power: Being an American which means he could be packing heat.
Favorite Number: Green

(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg33/JackASCII/15762_1142158526235_1595623097_3281.jpg)

(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg33/JackASCII/15762_1137783616865_1595623097_3198.jpg)

(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg33/JackASCII/14543_1122655998684_1595623097_2891.jpg)


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Pompey Gaz on March 05, 2010, 19:42:43
Hello I am Pompey Gaz, I was once new, then I was old, then I left and now I am new again. So yeah erm Hello  :wave:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on March 06, 2010, 12:34:27
Hello I am Pompey Gaz, I was once new, then I was old, then I left and now I am new again. So yeah erm Hello  :wave:

pics or it din't happen.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: PirateAsTheArtist on April 02, 2010, 14:27:31
Hi, I'm PAsTA, but it wasn't always that way.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on April 02, 2010, 14:29:51
welcome back


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Mr Cog on April 02, 2010, 14:29:57
I disagree :wave:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: CitizenLove on April 02, 2010, 14:48:05
welcome back


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: CoolMin on April 02, 2010, 14:57:11
I used to be somebody.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on April 02, 2010, 15:01:13


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: CitizenLove on April 02, 2010, 15:18:19


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: LuckyPenne on April 02, 2010, 19:13:32
Hi, I'm PAsTA, but it wasn't always that way.

Nice to meetcha ~ I've been "pasta" all my life, only I didn't know it until I was in my thirties  :laughing: It's not really that funny, but I thought it was a cute smiley.  Brand new to Lovely ~ thanks to Stewart for the nudge to join the forum here (had already signed up at CR, then found the FB page.)  To those who observe the holiday, and those who don't, Have a Lovely Weekend, and...


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Anubis on April 02, 2010, 23:43:37
 :omg:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: CitizenLove on April 03, 2010, 02:42:55
HI LUCKYPENNE


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on April 03, 2010, 03:14:06
hello and welcome.

I'ver never had any lucky penne or even a lucky pen.  I once thought I had some lucky pants, but I accidently followed through and it turned out they weren't so lucky after all.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Mr Cog on April 03, 2010, 08:38:26
I've mostly always been some sort of a Cog

welcome random people who ever you all are :wave:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on April 07, 2010, 01:15:33
Go away.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on April 07, 2010, 09:28:13
Go away.

why?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on April 07, 2010, 09:38:43
I want to be alone.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on April 07, 2010, 09:45:07
oh, you meant everyone, not just luckypenis or whatever they were called


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on April 07, 2010, 09:57:05
Yep. Everyone.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on April 07, 2010, 10:01:19
tough


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 27, 2010, 08:55:08
Hi Hi everyone~

Name: Scarlett
Age: 18

Pirate or Ninja?: Pirate!

Apparently no matter what I do, say, or don't say, I will always leave people with the first impression that I am insane. Or just weird.  :)

Nice to meet you all~


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on June 27, 2010, 08:58:18
Wotcha scarlett. What does your name mean?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 27, 2010, 09:01:53
What my real name or my username?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on June 27, 2010, 09:03:32
username


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 27, 2010, 09:07:35
...I'm not too sure actually.
I've just always used it, or some variation of it o.O
I can BS it and say that White is my favourite colour and I like to have faith in Hope, therefore I stuck the two together, but as I said, that'd be BSing it  :upsmiley:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 27, 2010, 09:16:48
welcome to the forum, scarlet. how did you find us (or i suppose i mean what made you join us?)


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on June 27, 2010, 09:24:45
ignore lars, he's gay.
Are you fit?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 27, 2010, 09:29:23
gay like a fox... :shades:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on June 27, 2010, 09:52:11
Yes, gay like a fox.
 A gay fox.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Revolutionary1 on June 27, 2010, 10:20:27
Like Basil Brush?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on June 27, 2010, 10:23:28
Exactly like Basil Brush.
Boom boom.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 27, 2010, 12:05:09
If I said I joined because I appreciate your amazing wit, will you like me more than if I just say that I'm slightly obessed with Rasputin Wallace?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on June 27, 2010, 12:26:53
who?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 27, 2010, 12:33:24
 :stealth: I said nothing and you saw nothing.  :stealth:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 27, 2010, 12:35:17
We're all obsessed with Rasputin Wallace as well, our hatred used to border on obsession but it's crossed the border and is now living illegally within obsession working with drug dealers to undermine the native society.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 27, 2010, 12:43:28
Thank God! I thought I was the only one!
This makes me feel much better and now more likely to unleash my full crazy. Thank you.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 27, 2010, 12:51:49
Well be aware, folk here will respond in kind we could escalate the crazy to crazy levels.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 27, 2010, 12:55:22
...That sounds interesting. How bad is the Crazy level of crazy?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Anubis on June 27, 2010, 12:57:11
Hi Hi everyone~

Name: Scarlett
Age: 18

Pirate or Ninja?: Pirate!

Apparently no matter what I do, say, or don't say, I will always leave people with the first impression that I am insane. Or just weird.  :)

Nice to meet you all~

 :wave:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 27, 2010, 13:00:05
we have a variation of godwins law involving skull fucking monkeys, that's how crazy we are.



Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 27, 2010, 13:03:59
we have a variation of godwins law involving skull fucking monkeys, that's how crazy we are.

Ah but does the variation of this law allow the fucking of a gender-inappropriate monkey?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 27, 2010, 13:11:35
skulls are genderless and are thus fair game for fucking by all.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 27, 2010, 13:17:06
True, true, but how does one of the female-sex fuck a skull?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 27, 2010, 13:17:59
creatively.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 27, 2010, 13:24:19
...I am intrigued and have the weirdest feelings of wanting to try this  :chinscratch: :blink:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Anubis on June 27, 2010, 13:27:01
 :upsmiley:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 27, 2010, 13:31:04
But where would I find a monkey skull?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 27, 2010, 13:34:48
But where would I find a monkey skull?

on a monkey stupid


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 27, 2010, 13:37:32
Quote
on a monkey stupid
I walked into that one  :glare:.

...Where do I find a monkey?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 27, 2010, 13:38:51
monkey shop maybe?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Anubis on June 27, 2010, 13:39:21
Try looking in a barrel


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 27, 2010, 13:42:09
...none of these suggestions are that useful tbh. Surely we should have a supply of them in case someone wants to use one?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 27, 2010, 13:47:20
I say we pertition the current Prime Minister to provide a national monkey service for our skullfucking needs.

This would also bring jobs for our ailing economy as we'd have to have moneky handlers and skullfuck specialists to assist citizens who need assitance with their skullfucking.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 27, 2010, 13:51:47
I say we pertition the current Prime Minister to provide a national monkey service for our skullfucking needs.

This would also bring jobs for our ailing economy as we'd have to have moneky handlers and skullfuck specialists to assist citizens who need assitance with their skullfucking.

I second this!
It is clear that there is a demand for this and we should therefore help our Country by bringing this about!
...That and it will make it easier for me to find a skull to fuck.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 27, 2010, 14:11:49
it's sickening really to think that here we are in the modern world and the ease of locating a skull to fuck is actually fairly hard.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 27, 2010, 14:17:28
I thought we were beyond this sort of depravity, but clearly I was wrong. We must do all we can to ammend this so that we can announce clearly and proudly that we are different! That we do not conform like the other silly countries who continue to oppress their people in such a way.

Oh god what the hell no seriously? This is so brilliant I love you all


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on June 27, 2010, 14:21:31
i have skulls you can fuck


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 27, 2010, 14:25:32
i have skulls you can fuck

But how many? enough for all of the country if they so wish?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Mr Cog on June 27, 2010, 14:27:10
:wave:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on June 27, 2010, 14:30:36
i have skulls you can fuck

But how many? enough for all of the country if they so wish?

'bout 12ty, so yes.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 27, 2010, 14:31:36
good old giddsey, keeper of skulls.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 27, 2010, 14:33:16
Well, then not only am I much appeased, I can go to bed knowing that there are skulls for others to fuck.
What a wonderful conversation this has been. Just what I needed before sleep xD


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 27, 2010, 14:43:07
you're going to be disappointed when you return.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 27, 2010, 14:46:43
Why?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 27, 2010, 14:53:07
the folks here are generally more dissapointing rather than awesome.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 27, 2010, 14:55:00
Well I'll just have to learn to live with that disappointment then~


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 27, 2010, 15:00:38
learn quickly, learn well.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on June 27, 2010, 15:02:50
he lies,
we are awesome.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: CitizenLove on June 27, 2010, 15:11:08
I am awesome and so is Giddsey. Everyone else is rubbish though.

Also HI WHITEHOPE!


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 27, 2010, 15:13:01
neither of you are awesome, you are both gayers of the first degree


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on June 27, 2010, 15:14:42
you lie.
whitehope can see right through your lies.
she can also see that you are rubbish


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: CitizenLove on June 27, 2010, 15:16:22
gayers of the first degree is just another name for awesome


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 27, 2010, 23:49:08
I hope you're not expecting me to take sides here because I'm having far too much fun just watching you guys argue!


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Random on June 28, 2010, 00:16:20
gay


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 28, 2010, 01:03:07
gay
no thanks, I'm all gayed out.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 28, 2010, 02:20:03
You need more gaying Lars so you can build up your gay-stamina.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 28, 2010, 02:20:58
I wish it were that simple but my gay has depleted to levels so low I cannae gay no more


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: CitizenLove on June 28, 2010, 03:55:37
I hope you're not expecting me to take sides here because I'm having far too much fun just watching you guys argue!

We're not expecting you to take sides. Unless the side you would take is mine and Giddsey's.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on June 28, 2010, 06:04:25
I hope you're not expecting me to take sides here because I'm having far too much fun just watching you guys argue!

We're not expecting you to take sides. Unless the side you would take is mine and Giddsey's.


THIS^


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 28, 2010, 07:02:01
Well I think I'll just stick to the sidelines watching. It seems the less dangerous option.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 28, 2010, 07:13:06
Well I think I'll just stick to the sidelines watching. It seems the less dangerous option.
That's what that woman at the Tour De France said last year until she was killed  :indifferent:

You're better off posting. That way we can be sure you won't be killed.

Almost sure.

Pretty sure.

Kinda.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 28, 2010, 07:20:02
Oh I never said I'd stop posting, I'll just be here, egging both sides on.

...I never did like the Tour De France.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 28, 2010, 07:42:03
Neither did she. Oh, the ironing.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 28, 2010, 07:56:37
Well I suppose I have no other choice than to just exist in the background then.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 28, 2010, 07:58:22
That's your choice. But I imagine Gidds will start pining for you after a while, like he does with everyone who posts and then disappears.

And seriously, we cannot stand it when Gidds pines.

You'd be doing us all a favour by existing in the foreground.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 28, 2010, 08:23:18
...So I can either make your lives a living hell and enjoy it, or I can make your lives slightly weirder (just by existing). ....I do not know which sounds more appealing... :chinscratch:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 28, 2010, 09:58:59
the second one?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on June 28, 2010, 10:14:17
I Miss you whitehope.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 28, 2010, 10:26:35
I Miss you whitehope.
I Do Not miss you Easy Tiger.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: CitizenLove on June 28, 2010, 11:15:58
I miss me :(


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 28, 2010, 15:23:02
I'm pining for the fjords


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Matt on June 28, 2010, 17:45:58
I'm pining for the fjords

I'm an Alf(j)ord myself, with 3 pines in our yard. 


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Pompey Gaz on June 29, 2010, 00:06:35
I like pies


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 29, 2010, 04:11:14
I like pies

What type of pie?
This is important.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Pompey Gaz on June 29, 2010, 04:20:12
I like pies


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 29, 2010, 04:23:33
I like pies

What type of pie?
This is important.
Round ones.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 29, 2010, 04:24:17

...I see. well at least you didn't say triangle ones. Because they're just nasty.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 29, 2010, 04:24:59
 :nod:

Plus, you can't get specifically 3.14 different ingredients into a triangle pie like you can a round one.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 29, 2010, 04:28:36
So true, so true.

CRAP I've gotta get ready for the Prom D=


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 29, 2010, 04:37:04
*puts his arm around the forum* aww, our little whitehope grows up so fast.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 29, 2010, 05:03:19
...you've known me for all of three days.
=D


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Pompey Gaz on June 29, 2010, 05:05:51

chicken and mushroom, steak and ale, egg and bacon, scotch eggs


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 29, 2010, 05:29:23
Eww meat eater. Cheese and onion for the win!


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 29, 2010, 06:10:12
Eww meat eater. Cheese and onion for the win!

SEE RAY! SEE!!!



Sorry, whitehope. But I've had this argument with Ray of the Rovers a hundred times before now. And I always say that Cheese & Onion pwns all other pie or pastry goods' fillings.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Pompey Gaz on June 29, 2010, 06:18:25
cheese and onion is the shittest flavour for anything apart from crisps


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 29, 2010, 06:18:50
 :shakehead: sorry to have to tell you this, Gaz. But you're wrong.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Pompey Gaz on June 29, 2010, 06:25:25
how can you even think that? let alone say it! you are so wrong you will never be right again in anything you say to me


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 29, 2010, 06:40:20
gareth morris is amazingly sexy.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Pompey Gaz on June 29, 2010, 06:44:01
 :yikes: :erk: don't you dare tug with my heartstrings like that Lars  :angry:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Anubis on June 29, 2010, 06:44:38
cheese and onion is the shittest flavour for anything apart from crisps


 :nod:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 29, 2010, 06:52:29
 :wacko:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Anubis on June 29, 2010, 07:01:36
It's true


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 29, 2010, 07:02:19
it's a downright lie.

whitehope knows.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Anubis on June 29, 2010, 07:02:49
Okay, maybe not the shittest, that would be shit flavoured, but it's a terrible flavour.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 29, 2010, 07:14:59
cheese and onion?

a shit flavour?

wat


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Anubis on June 29, 2010, 07:24:32
Unless it's crisps


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 29, 2010, 07:25:16
pfft

i think we're going to have to agree to disagree


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Anubis on June 29, 2010, 07:27:20
How about we disagree to agree


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 29, 2010, 07:42:04
never


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Mr Cog on June 29, 2010, 08:06:35
:wave:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: CitizenLove on June 29, 2010, 09:57:48
Cheese and onion is a shit flavour for crisps


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Anubis on June 29, 2010, 10:07:48
It's not as good as salt and vinegar


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on June 29, 2010, 10:22:12
kate & sidney,
there is no other


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: CitizenLove on June 29, 2010, 10:30:04
prawn cocktail is best


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on June 29, 2010, 10:31:11
prawn cocktail pie?!
hmmmm, sounds a bit fishy


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 29, 2010, 10:31:45
smokey bacon closely behind beef and mustard flavour


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Anubis on June 29, 2010, 10:40:44
Pie or crisps


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on June 29, 2010, 10:55:52
Pie or crisps

this^?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 29, 2010, 13:56:15
Okay, maybe not the shittest, that would be shit flavoured, but it's a terrible flavour.

some shits might be nice depending on what was eaten and what animal did the digesting.

The shits from a rabbit that has eaten a curry might be OK, better than a dog turd produced by eating a skanky cat.

Salt n Vinegar crisps fuck the world.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 29, 2010, 16:26:25
..I'm so glad a normal conversation happened while I was at the Prom.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 29, 2010, 16:59:35
never mind that young lady, you've just come back from the prom, so I have to state my hope you haven't gotten yourself pregnant by dancing with boys without protection.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on June 29, 2010, 17:04:35
prom?
are you american?
or posh?
or what?
was it good?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 29, 2010, 17:19:13
they have proms nowadays in the UK, it's the bastard americanisation of everything.

There was a prom when I was at school but I didn't go to it because I didn't want to. It was organised by people I disliked for people I disliked to do an activity I disliked which was be social with be people.

I didn't buy a yearbook either when I left school because I have faith in my memory.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on June 29, 2010, 19:03:46
i see.
no americano.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Pompey Gaz on June 29, 2010, 23:46:28
Prawn cocktail crisps are alright, but I had a cheese and onion pasty and it was too dry :(


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 30, 2010, 00:36:12
Perhaps it was the BBC's A Night At The Prom's


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 30, 2010, 01:16:49
Prawn cocktail crisps are alright, but I had a cheese and onion pasty and it was too dry :(

you have to seduce the pasty first Gaz to make it wet.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: CitizenLove on June 30, 2010, 01:32:12
My school had a prom too


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Anubis on June 30, 2010, 02:59:52
Also had a prom.

I even went to it.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 03:11:42
Lesbian, therefore there was no dancing with boys,

I am posh, no American (though I did live in America for quite a while).

It was a very nice night and if I knew how to work pictures and the camera I would post some.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Anubis on June 30, 2010, 03:13:31
Dancing with boys is always disappointing.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 03:15:12
Dancing with boys is always disappointing.

I would not know....I haven't ever  :blink:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 30, 2010, 03:18:14
I'd imagine it'd be similuar to dancing with those butch lesbian women


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on June 30, 2010, 03:21:45
Wow, there's a surprise.  The newbie didn't run off because I wasn't there to welcome them.

Hello whitehope and welcome :wave:  sorry I haven't been around to scare you off sooner :hugsmiley:  You've still got time to leg it from here before you're addicted.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on June 30, 2010, 03:22:15
Dancing with boys is always disappointing.

You're telling me.  Lars can't dance for shit.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 30, 2010, 03:23:02
Lars is as graceful on his feet as an amputeed elephant it is true.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on June 30, 2010, 03:30:58
Being a Hermaphrodite, I'm only half disappointing


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Anubis on June 30, 2010, 03:34:02
When I dance it looks something like this  :dance: :dunno:  :dance:


Anyone watching tends to be:  :umbrella: ,  :doh: , and  :yellowcard:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 03:41:25
Wow, there's a surprise.  The newbie didn't run off because I wasn't there to welcome them.

Hello whitehope and welcome :wave:  sorry I haven't been around to scare you off sooner :hugsmiley:  You've still got time to leg it from here before you're addicted.

Ahh too late, you're stuck with me now~

And I don't dance with the butch lesbians. I dance with the small elegant ones.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 30, 2010, 03:53:43
Does that mean that you're the butch lesbian?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on June 30, 2010, 03:54:37
I'm a cross between the two.  I'm small and like girls, but I'm bald and look like a bloke.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 30, 2010, 03:58:04
 :chinscratch: interesting.

And, debatable.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 04:00:00
Does that mean that you're the butch lesbian?

God no!
...I would post a picture of myself to prove this, but I do not know how to.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 30, 2010, 04:08:42
Does that mean that you're the butch lesbian?

God no!
...I would post a picture of myself to prove this, but I do not know how to.
:chinscratch: well, proof isn't strictly necessary tbh. For months before I met Ray, I just assumed he was a fat, lonely, Polish guy who lived in SE London. Turns out, he isn't.

But, er, if you want to upload a pic, you can go to the Gallery at the top of the screen and it should be obvious where to upload it from there, I think.

edit: http://lovelycountry.net/index.php?action=gallery;sa=add;cat=3

Or just go that link above.  :)

edit again: not that I'm desperate to see a pic or anything  :indifferent: :confused:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 04:13:19
..Ehhh effort. I'm too lazy to do this now.
Maybe I should have gotten more sleep?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 30, 2010, 04:13:46
Or not partied quite so hard


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 04:20:42
I think it was the mushroom pasta. Mushrooms and alcohol just don't go together.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on June 30, 2010, 04:30:27
I've tried most types of alcohol and mushroom alcohol doesn't appeal to me in the slightest


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 04:34:02
I must say, I cannot imagine mushroom alcohol would taste nice.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on June 30, 2010, 04:37:36
Then again it is alcohol, so I'd probably drink it regardless


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 30, 2010, 04:38:46
 :erk: :erk: :erk: mushrooms


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Piratejames on June 30, 2010, 04:52:04
Hello, I am James. I am actually a polar bear. And a pirate.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 30, 2010, 05:21:53
Quote

God no!
...I would post a picture of myself to prove this, but I do not know how to.


edit: http://lovelycountry.net/index.php?action=gallery;sa=add;cat=3

Or just go that link above.  :)

edit again: not that I'm desperate to see a pic or anything  :indifferent: :confused:

damn you Lars I just had to click the gallery because I remembered I haven't checked if images needed approving for a few months.

Edit:
Also, there are only butch lesbians, the others are still fair game regardless of what they say about their so called "sexuality"


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 05:43:29
Well I've submitted a picture...


And hi James the polar-bear pirate!


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 30, 2010, 05:44:59
he's not really a bear he just likes to say that to Lesbians.

The picture is approved so you can put it on the thread (it is under other photos and it'll have a copy and paste code to add to the post) I warn you it be a large photo.

Nice Rabbit btw.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 05:49:09
(http://lovelycountry.net/gallery/2153_30_06_10_5_42_28.jpg)

Thank you. She was a very good rabbit.

good god that is a massive picture. YOU SHALL ALL SUFFER MY UGLYNESS IN GIANT PROPORTIONS.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 30, 2010, 05:50:01

Nice Rabbit btw.

.....

*goes to check photo*




Yep. You're definitely a lesbian.

(a lesbian is the name for the type of person who has a pet rabbit, right?)


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 05:51:53

Nice Rabbit btw.

.....

*goes to check photo*




Yep. You're definitely a lesbian.

(a lesbian is the name for the type of person who has a pet rabbit, right?)

Yes dear, of course it is.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 30, 2010, 05:53:09
Awesome. We have 2 chinchillas, so I guess my wife and I are both Bi then, or something.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 30, 2010, 05:53:47
chinchillas are for paedos Lars.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 05:55:54
Yup, definitely pedos.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 30, 2010, 05:56:28
chinchillas are for paedos Lars.
They are? I better get rid of them then.

What about dogs? If I have a dog am I just a transexual?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on June 30, 2010, 05:57:39
you're just a sick pervert


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 30, 2010, 05:58:01
You would know.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on June 30, 2010, 05:59:13
I would know what a pervert is.  It's you.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 30, 2010, 06:01:39
Right. Well then, that's me told. Glad we cleared that up....










...and the point you were making   :D

 :getmecoat:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: CitizenLove on June 30, 2010, 06:11:48
This thread cracks me up  :laugh:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 30, 2010, 06:13:29
high fives all round.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 06:26:31
We are just awesome.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 30, 2010, 06:27:39
"booyakashah, mon frere" as the French would say.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on June 30, 2010, 06:36:17
We are just awesome.

We are awesome.  That lars person is just boresome.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on June 30, 2010, 06:36:37
"booyakashah, mon frere" as the French would say.

I haven't heard any French people say that


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 30, 2010, 06:38:01
yes but you're deaf.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 06:40:11
...I have heard an Englishman say it, but not a french man.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 30, 2010, 06:41:09
French men say it all the time.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on June 30, 2010, 06:43:05
I spent two days in Paris last week and not a single Frenchman said those words.  Stop lying to us.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 30, 2010, 06:49:34
i will not


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 30, 2010, 07:02:54
I spent two days in Paris last week and not a single Frenchman said those words.  Stop lying to us.

Parisians aren't properly French


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Piratejames on June 30, 2010, 08:07:22
Hello, I am James. I am a Gary Numan


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 08:08:04
Oh god. Why did I think it would be a good idea to go riding the day after Prom?
Oh god. I've never gotten motion sickness on a horse before.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Piratejames on June 30, 2010, 08:11:38
Horses are cool.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 08:22:24
They are, but not when you have a hangover/little sleep.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on June 30, 2010, 08:26:58
nice one.
The most homoerotic forum this side of Watford now has a horse riding lesbian in its midst.
Welcome to lovely.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on June 30, 2010, 08:27:29
I'm surprised it didn't try to eat you.  That's what horses do when you try to ride them hungover.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 08:29:13
nice one.
The most homoerotic forum this side of Watford now has a horse riding lesbian in its midst.
Welcome to lovely.

Glad I can make things better for everytone :D


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on June 30, 2010, 08:41:20
nice one.
The most homoerotic forum this side of Watford now has a horse riding lesbian in its midst.
Welcome to lovely.

Homoerotic?  I've never been called erotic before.  Just plain Homo.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 09:22:21
nice one.
The most homoerotic forum this side of Watford now has a horse riding lesbian in its midst.
Welcome to lovely.

Homoerotic?  I've never been called erotic before.  Just plain Homo.

You have clearly never lived anywhere where there are the posh chavs. It seems to be a common insult.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on June 30, 2010, 09:27:12
This thread is now win.
Thanx whitehope.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 30, 2010, 09:42:09
nice one.
The most homoerotic forum this side of Watford now has a horse riding lesbian in its midst.
Welcome to lovely.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 09:47:20
This thread is now win.
Thanx whitehope.

Thank you. I seem to have this effect often.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on June 30, 2010, 10:31:31
nice one.
The most homoerotic forum this side of Watford now has a horse riding lesbian in its midst.
Welcome to lovely.

Homoerotic?  I've never been called erotic before.  Just plain Homo.

You have clearly never lived anywhere where there are the posh chavs. It seems to be a common insult.

I just have the bog-standard chav chavs


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 11:57:36
I am happy; I just made cookies.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on June 30, 2010, 12:01:02
Have you made us cookies?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on June 30, 2010, 12:03:06
Igot fruit and nut


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 12:50:24
Have you made us cookies?

Uhh....not exactly?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on June 30, 2010, 12:55:46
But that's the rules of this place


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on June 30, 2010, 13:01:08
The King has spoken.
Bring cookies nao.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 13:01:29
....How?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Anubis on June 30, 2010, 13:07:34
 :o


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on June 30, 2010, 13:12:53
....How?

I'm not a how person.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 13:21:56
I suppose I can just bake internetcookies?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Anubis on June 30, 2010, 13:23:30
 :chinscratch:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on June 30, 2010, 13:23:59
Are they edible and tasty? 


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Anubis on June 30, 2010, 13:30:40
and tasty and edible?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on June 30, 2010, 13:34:43
find a way


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 13:38:01
They are very edible and tasty. They are vanilla and cinamon short-bread cookies with chocolate chips.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Anubis on June 30, 2010, 13:39:18
om nom nom nom


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on June 30, 2010, 13:40:33
om nom nom nom


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Revolutionary1 on June 30, 2010, 13:44:24
Oooohhh, eating Ray's cookies before he had a chance? It's treason!


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 13:46:10
 :/ I can make Ray special cookies?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Revolutionary1 on June 30, 2010, 13:46:57
That might appease his wrath


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Anubis on June 30, 2010, 13:47:57
 :unsure:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on June 30, 2010, 14:00:24
You better hope I've calmed down by the morning :angry:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 30, 2010, 14:00:30
Rev you have your Kings mixed up. Wankerface is the wrathful King, Ray is the sexy King.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Anubis on June 30, 2010, 14:01:17
 :unsure:

*brushes away crumbs*


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 30, 2010, 14:02:48
Crumbs are a sign of a bad cookie eater.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 14:05:00
You better hope I've calmed down by the morning :angry:


:bow: I offer you special crown-shape chocolate chip cookies?


Crumbs are a sign of a bad cookie eater.

True. You should shove the whole thing in your mouth and eat it whole.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 30, 2010, 14:08:06
it doesn't matter what you offer him, he always awakes with a raging "anger" swelling up within him.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 14:11:58
Ah well, there isn't much I can do then  :whistling:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 30, 2010, 14:12:57
distract him with maths until he forgets about you.,


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Anubis on June 30, 2010, 14:15:19
1+1 = ?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 14:15:44
Maths? Damnit, the one subject I really cannot do...


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 30, 2010, 14:18:09
1+1 = ?

not with the numbers, numbers are beneath him. The sort of maths that is probably made up, that's what you need to do.

Whitey, you need not be able to do the maths, Ray will do it.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Anubis on June 30, 2010, 14:21:41
ab - ~17+27bk + x5> 123d23 + e23e 3(gdsj03) = pie



Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 14:22:23
Ah, then...

Prove that tan-1 x < x for all x > 0 (Using mean value theorem on {o,x} for tan-1x)

Is that okay?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Revolutionary1 on June 30, 2010, 14:24:44
Ray loves both numbers and cookies. He's like Carol Vorderman in that respect.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 30, 2010, 14:25:18
he also dresses in clothes too short and revealing for a lady his age.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 14:26:44
....Eh I can't judge I suppose.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 30, 2010, 14:34:09
you a bit of a tramp yourself hopeless?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 14:36:28
Never!

...I could show photo proof, but I don't know if that's honestly a good idea.
...The dress/person I'm standing next to makes me look a bit fat.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on June 30, 2010, 15:00:21
tramp


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Anubis on June 30, 2010, 15:02:16
 :laugh:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on June 30, 2010, 15:06:21
tramp
You cannot call me a Tramp you hoe-bag!


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on July 01, 2010, 00:23:20
Arse. Did I miss out on cookies?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on July 01, 2010, 00:30:33
Arse.  Did I miss out on Mathematics?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on July 01, 2010, 00:33:13
you've had your fill of math now, shirley?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on July 01, 2010, 00:35:44
I haven't filled any mathematician called Shirley.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on July 01, 2010, 00:43:36
Lucky escape for Shirley.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Pompey Gaz on July 01, 2010, 01:40:52
Hello I am Gareth


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on July 01, 2010, 02:26:54
No more cookies and no more Maths.

I would say no more petty name-calling, but well, I doubt that would ever happen.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on July 01, 2010, 02:27:45
Yeah, RAY and SCHAF. Petty name calling ponces.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on July 01, 2010, 02:28:10
 :whistle:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on July 01, 2010, 02:37:12
 :chinscratch:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on July 01, 2010, 02:38:34
No more pretty names?

But the world deserves more beautification through labelling.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on July 01, 2010, 02:40:14
I'm pretty sure you're making "beautification" up.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on July 01, 2010, 02:45:23
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beautification

"Beautification is the process of making visual improvements to a person, place or thing."


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on July 01, 2010, 02:48:55
...I intensely dislike you.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on July 01, 2010, 02:51:49
I get that allot


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on July 01, 2010, 02:53:41
I can't imagine why.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Pompey Gaz on July 01, 2010, 02:56:33
 :pigsmiley:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on July 01, 2010, 02:56:38
nor can I, I guess it's one of those mysteries like Stonehenge, the pandorica or the secret recepie for KFC.

I'm off to work now I'll be intensely dislikeable in the dark of the night.

Peace Out!


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on July 01, 2010, 02:58:50
Tally ho, you scabby ho.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on July 01, 2010, 03:02:39
Have Fun?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Piratejames on July 01, 2010, 03:54:20
Hello, I am James. I am the wind and I am not your friend.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on July 01, 2010, 08:23:11
No more cookies and no more Maths.

I would say no more petty name-calling, but well, I doubt that would ever happen.

But I didn't even get either :angry:

ps Schaf said you're all twats.  He told me personally about an hour ago.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on July 01, 2010, 08:30:53
Then have some of the fresh cookies I'm about to go and cook?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on July 01, 2010, 08:36:33
:omg:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on July 01, 2010, 08:41:10
..I should probably go and make them, shouldn't I?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on July 01, 2010, 09:42:06
Yes.  And don't forget the delivery service :)


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on July 01, 2010, 10:06:19
....how am I meant to deliver them?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on July 01, 2010, 10:15:59
:dunno:  I thought you had that worked out.  That was part of the deal.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on July 01, 2010, 10:18:27
...it was?

 :o

Have internetcookies?
They're practially the same, only sent through the screen portals?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on July 01, 2010, 10:27:20
But they're not tasty.  Plus I'll be able to see your internet history :o


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on July 01, 2010, 10:40:22
Ah bad idea.

Uhhhh.....
I suppose the only option is if there is ever a meet-up I'll have to bring cookies to that.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on July 01, 2010, 10:42:45
I'll just have to sit here hungry then *sniff* :stern:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on July 01, 2010, 10:44:16
...You could go raid your fridge?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on July 01, 2010, 10:51:08
I could, but I was promised cookies.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on July 01, 2010, 11:03:22
Well apparently I can't deliver them at the moment.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on July 01, 2010, 11:16:30
I am a forgiving man.  But people never get to cross with me twice.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: whitehope on July 01, 2010, 11:30:11
...Well, I can't really do anything so it will be what it will be~


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Anubis on July 01, 2010, 12:05:58
 :o


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Guyver on November 24, 2010, 05:06:47
Hi all been looking for lovely for ages now me and my wife were some of the original members and were very very sad when the Beeb closed down the forums and kicked us all out 

We used to be very active in the country and were both pninjis and were helping with the building of a biscuit house and such.

Just looking forward to maybe getting involved again


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on November 24, 2010, 05:21:19
Hello and welcome and all that jazz.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Guyver on November 24, 2010, 05:23:39
Thankyou and Hello to your good self


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on November 24, 2010, 05:23:54
You lie.  We don't do jazz.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on November 24, 2010, 05:35:18
Just out of interest, how did you find Lovely again/why?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Guyver on November 24, 2010, 05:39:06
was listening to the national anthem and though would look it up again so was on the website and google brought this up as well and thought i would check it out see what is still happening as we used to have such a good time use to be on every single night to chat and have a laugh


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on November 24, 2010, 05:50:48
Well all those things are still possible!  :D You can still log in every night and have a laugh.


Granted, most of those nights it'll probably be just you and one or two others. If that.  :tumble:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on November 24, 2010, 05:57:52
this country, is turning into a ghost country, all the country is being shut down.


I blame Thatcher.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on November 24, 2010, 06:02:37
There is nothing to laugh about.  The economy is shot to buggery, all the shops have closed.  There's mass migration and no jobs.

I blame all the former prime ministers, especially Love.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on November 24, 2010, 06:12:06
I blame the tories.
Welcome back Citizen Maguyver, were you on the Simpsons?
Lovely lives on under the rule of King Ray now. We are barely breathing.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Mr Cog on November 24, 2010, 06:13:32
:wave:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: CitizenLove on November 24, 2010, 08:52:53
ello there, welcome back


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on November 24, 2010, 09:01:07
Cog hasn't been away that long


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Mr Cog on November 24, 2010, 09:17:23
I never left :(


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: quattroretromonkey on January 19, 2011, 09:14:13
May i take great pleasure in introducing myself  ;)


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on January 19, 2011, 10:58:06
Welcome mr spanky


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: quattroretromonkey on January 19, 2011, 14:02:04
Spanky ? the cheek , next i'll be accused of abusing the clergy  :yikes:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on January 19, 2011, 14:18:40
you love it spanky


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: quattroretromonkey on January 19, 2011, 14:41:01
i resemble that remark  :whistle:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on January 19, 2011, 15:06:46
you are spanky


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: quattroretromonkey on January 19, 2011, 15:11:04
Rumbled ,  :/is thats why i moved close to monkey world


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on January 19, 2011, 15:23:23
yes spanky
yes


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: quattroretromonkey on January 19, 2011, 15:30:19
unfortunately the court order is quite specific , no monkey business  :(


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on January 20, 2011, 07:37:26
A court order has stopped you from spanking your monkey?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on January 20, 2011, 08:40:07
good, about time


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Aura on February 12, 2011, 11:49:03
Hey, my friend Lady_Heather was talking about Lovely the other day and being a curious person I had to come and look... So here I am... I completely blame her for the curiosity.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Anubis on February 12, 2011, 11:50:00
 :wave: welcome


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lady_Heather on February 12, 2011, 11:53:06
Hey, my friend Lady_Heather was talking about Lovely the other day and being a curious person I had to come and look... So here I am... I completely blame her for the curiosity.

AURA!! -pounces- About bloody time! Welcome to the mad house.....You know how I said there were more like me..........well.....this is where you will find them!

-Is rather impressed with the speed at which she just typed this post-


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Aura on February 12, 2011, 11:56:50
AURA!! -pounces- About bloody time! Welcome to the mad house.....You know how I said there were more like me..........well.....this is where you will find them!

-Is rather impressed with the speed at which she just typed this post-

I only joined yesterday! I had to think of how to be me... It's very hard to be just me. I don't want people to think I'm completely crazy with just saying hello!


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Mr Cog on February 12, 2011, 12:02:54
 :stealth:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lady_Heather on February 12, 2011, 12:14:35
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I only joined yesterday! I had to think of how to be me... It's very hard to be just me. I don't want people to think I'm completely crazy with just saying hello!

Ok.....you know I'm crazy....they know I'm crazy......ipsofacto they are already aware you are crazy.....you cannot hide it!!



Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Aura on February 12, 2011, 13:12:43
Ok.....you know I'm crazy....they know I'm crazy......ipsofacto they are already aware you are crazy.....you cannot hide it!!

Yes I can! There's no proof yet!


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Piratejames on February 12, 2011, 14:33:02
My name is Reg and I like to caress windows lovingly


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lady_Heather on February 12, 2011, 14:58:08
Aww James you so special!


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Piratejames on February 12, 2011, 15:07:56
Thank you Hedge :)


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on February 15, 2011, 02:32:45
Hello and welcome to you Aura.  Hope you enjoy your stay.

You're probably best to stay away from that Ray fella over there.  He's a bit of an odd one.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on February 15, 2011, 05:07:02
Wotcha Aura,
Do you make air freshener?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on February 15, 2011, 05:11:44
Hell yeah, remember (aur)Aura.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on February 15, 2011, 07:50:23
:doh:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lady_Heather on February 15, 2011, 10:30:39
yep....still as odd as ever XD


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: CitizenLove on February 16, 2011, 03:30:52
Yo Aura

Aurajuusto is blue cheese in Finnish so I assume Aura means mouldy so I'm gonna call you mouldy til I can't be arsed to anymore


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on February 16, 2011, 04:52:25
lol
Aur mouldy air freshener.
You have been named by Lovely.
Welcome.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: PirateAsTheArtist on April 09, 2011, 12:14:38
 :stealth:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: babyjaffacake on June 22, 2011, 13:10:23
ninjabeej here......


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 23, 2011, 00:05:14
 :wave: aloha


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on June 23, 2011, 03:17:48
Hello ninjabee.  Nice to meet you even though we spoke briefly yesterday.  My name is Shorty.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on June 23, 2011, 03:28:26
It's true. It is. It's short for Shortarse.  :nod:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: easy tiger on July 13, 2011, 09:45:23
Its short for king ray actually.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: quattroretromonkey on September 03, 2011, 02:39:51
Hello everybody , haven't been on here for ages , whats occuring lovely people ? any of the old cricket board lot still about ?  :wave:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Mr Cog on September 03, 2011, 03:18:37
We all died when the forum had a horrific head-on collision with an oil tanker. Other than that not much has happened.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on September 03, 2011, 03:26:15
We were all revived with super-powers.

Only, everybody had the same super-power  :o

Which was the ability to not post as much as we used to. Bit unfortunate, that.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Anubis on September 03, 2011, 04:26:29
 :clap:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: quattroretromonkey on September 03, 2011, 06:42:30
We all died when the forum had a horrific head-on collision with an oil tanker. Other than that not much has happened.

Did somebody have a premonition and then having cheated death did you then all die one by one ?
*mmm thinks to self this plot seems familiar *  :chinscratch:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on September 03, 2011, 06:45:37
I didn't die.  I'm immortal.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: quattroretromonkey on September 03, 2011, 06:51:13
I didn't die.  I'm immortal.

immortal or immoral ?  :chinscratch:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on September 03, 2011, 07:04:40
:stealth:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: quattroretromonkey on September 03, 2011, 07:05:40
How do you put an avatar on ? tried to upload a picture wont let me  :steam:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: quattroretromonkey on September 03, 2011, 07:06:23
:stealth:

 :clap:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on December 06, 2011, 05:24:55
Some people have been commenting on the youtube video for the Lovely national anthem recently (which has over 92,000 views  :eyepop: ) so I left a comment on there with our url. Maybe this'll entice a few new/old citizens to join.. It's been desperately quiet here for ages.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on December 06, 2011, 10:23:04
They must be aliens or sutin


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on December 06, 2011, 10:27:27
 :laugh: :clap:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on December 06, 2011, 14:22:15
He deleted the comment from his YouTube channel. Hmph.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Mr Cog on December 07, 2011, 03:27:29
It's still there, if this is the video you mean
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8KCi1qnZSQ


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on December 07, 2011, 03:33:52
It's still there, if this is the video you mean
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8KCi1qnZSQ
It's on this one too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-CFz9kYBJI&feature=related

But I also posted it on his youtube channel

http://www.youtube.com/user/Rasputinfwallace

but it was deleted  :/


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on December 30, 2011, 03:06:51
Quote
Tabbiecat55 has replied to your comment on Rasputin Wallace's How to Start Your Own Country Anthem:

@lovelycomedyclub can you help me find the place where you can become a citizen please? I tried before but i wasn't sixteen at the time and now I am I can't find it again! Thank you :)

You can reply back by visiting the comments page.

 :scared: a stranger has replied.... to me.... on youtube.........  :dunno: I wasn't prepared for this


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on December 30, 2011, 03:09:03
Must be an alie How strange :chinscratch:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on December 30, 2011, 03:16:06
I replied.

Quote
Hi! Youtube won't let me post direct links, but if you google "citizensrequired" the first return on the search results is the old, original websit. The forum doesn't work anymore (BBC removed it after a short while) but it is now here: lovelycountry . net (which is a sort of fan hosted site for all things Lovely.)

I am aware I said "websit" and not "website" and have therefore made us all look like thick cunts but there you go. Thems the breaks.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on December 30, 2011, 03:17:59
Adam Buxton will be all over you soon enough.  Not that you'll mind


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on December 30, 2011, 03:18:33
wahey!


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Mr Cog on December 30, 2011, 05:36:15
Quote
Tabbiecat55 has replied to your comment on Rasputin Wallace's How to Start Your Own Country Anthem:

@lovelycomedyclub can you help me find the place where you can become a citizen please? I tried before but i wasn't sixteen at the time and now I am I can't find it again! Thank you :)

You can reply back by visiting the comments page.

 :scared: a stranger has replied.... to me.... on youtube.........  :dunno: I wasn't prepared for this

Someone actually paid attention to the age restriction? :doh:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Anubis on December 30, 2011, 06:13:45
 :clap:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on December 30, 2011, 06:42:00
Quote
Tabbiecat55 has replied to your comment on Rasputin Wallace's How to Start Your Own Country Anthem:

@lovelycomedyclub can you help me find the place where you can become a citizen please? I tried before but i wasn't sixteen at the time and now I am I can't find it again! Thank you :)

You can reply back by visiting the comments page.

 :scared: a stranger has replied.... to me.... on youtube.........  :dunno: I wasn't prepared for this

Someone actually paid attention to the age restriction? :doh:

To be fair it was a good job an 11 year old didnt get to know us...


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Mr Cog on December 30, 2011, 06:57:01
Quote
Tabbiecat55 has replied to your comment on Rasputin Wallace's How to Start Your Own Country Anthem:

@lovelycomedyclub can you help me find the place where you can become a citizen please? I tried before but i wasn't sixteen at the time and now I am I can't find it again! Thank you :)

You can reply back by visiting the comments page.

 :scared: a stranger has replied.... to me.... on youtube.........  :dunno: I wasn't prepared for this

Someone actually paid attention to the age restriction? :doh:

To be fair it was a good job an 11 year old didnt get to know us...

I'm sure quite a few did anyway.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on December 30, 2011, 07:08:18
And they're probably institionalised for it


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on December 30, 2011, 08:04:00
How can Rasputin Wallace live with himself knowing that he has broken a young childs heart. Ever since she was 11, she has dreamed of signing up for Lovely on her 16th birthday, and now she is finally old enough there's no website to join!  :downsmiley:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on December 30, 2011, 09:12:21
Yeah you got to feel sorry for her if that was her life's ambition...


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on December 30, 2011, 09:20:07
Or him. It could be a boy with a rather effeminate username.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on December 30, 2011, 09:22:58
:dunno:  you said it was a she.  I thought you were now close buddies now having spoken on youtube.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on December 30, 2011, 09:32:31
Something tells me, if they were to visit the forum now anyway there's no chance they'd join.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on December 30, 2011, 09:32:54
they've been and gone already


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on December 30, 2011, 09:36:55
 :eyepop:

I doubt it


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on December 30, 2011, 09:39:48
Wasn't even scared about the forum as a whole, just saw us talking about them and scarpered


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on December 30, 2011, 09:43:10
Id be surprised if they even made it past the citizensrequired website


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on December 30, 2011, 09:44:14
you calling them retarded?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on December 30, 2011, 09:50:41
Well... It's that or we're all retarded and they aren't.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on December 30, 2011, 09:52:51
I'd put money on the latter


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Lard_Suddenly on December 30, 2011, 10:21:00
More than likely


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Zsu-Zsu on July 24, 2012, 08:24:05
Hello. I'm Zsu-Zsu, I used to be quite big 'round these parts...


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Forever A Shorty on July 24, 2012, 11:12:15
:chinscratch:

Nice to meet you :)


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Mr Cog on July 24, 2012, 11:54:30
'round where? :huh:


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Prestons_Child on September 15, 2012, 06:45:56
Quote
Tabbiecat55 has replied to your comment on Rasputin Wallace's How to Start Your Own Country Anthem:

@lovelycomedyclub can you help me find the place where you can become a citizen please? I tried before but i wasn't sixteen at the time and now I am I can't find it again! Thank you :)

You can reply back by visiting the comments page.

 :scared: a stranger has replied.... to me.... on youtube.........  :dunno: I wasn't prepared for this

Someone actually paid attention to the age restriction? :doh:

To be fair it was a good job an 11 year old didnt get to know us...

...Crap


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: babyjaffacake on December 09, 2013, 13:22:36
I am reintroducing myself....how are we all?  behaving? in some way?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Dead Kangaroo on August 29, 2014, 13:20:28
I am reintroducing myself....how are we all?  behaving? in some way?
Hello (again?) shite, no, no.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Simon van der Stel on November 28, 2015, 09:11:50
Time for a reintroduction. Since I'm lazy, here's a quote:

I am Simon van der Stel, and the number of animated smileys on this site nearly gave me a seizure. I also dislike the colour yellow.

How are we all this fine century?


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: on December 01, 2015, 10:20:22
Time for a reintroduction. Since I'm lazy, here's a quote:

I am Simon van der Stel, and the number of animated smileys on this site nearly gave me a seizure. I also dislike the colour yellow.

How are we all this fine century?

Dead, we're all dead.


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Mr Cog on January 23, 2016, 13:36:20
Aye


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: MeMeBigBoy on April 02, 2017, 02:54:24
LOLOLOLOL


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Danish Pineapple on May 02, 2017, 21:36:18
memebigboy... me me big dissapointment but welcome to the Lovely Squad Fam™ any way


Title: Re: Introduce Yourself!
Post by: Mr Cog on July 07, 2017, 13:24:22
YEs