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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: MrDannyDoodah on March 25, 2015, 20:00:46



Title: A decayed Lovely and a Lovely decade
Post by: MrDannyDoodah on March 25, 2015, 20:00:46
Hey, just been watching a DVD I picked up called 'How to start your own country' and thought I'd apply to join the country nearly a decade later  :wave:, though it appears there's been a revolution of sorts, an exodus to a new cyber territory and a mass emigration of former citizens away from the great nation of Lovely. In the episode I was just watching, HM King Rasputin I mentioned the amazing rate of growth of the nations population, and the fact that the population, of 11 thousand and something, had, on the day of that episode, exceeded that of Tuvalu, so I am saddened that I am apparently one of just 515 citizens today. As self-appointed mathematician of Lovely (Mathemalovelyian?) I have calculated that had the rate of population growth stayed consistent for the last ten years and had citizens been successfully retained, then the nation would now have a population of around 5.258 million Lovelyians, which is slightly more citizens than Norway, and just short of the population of Slovakia, and would have placed us about 117th most populous nation in the world. As it is our population no longer exceeds even the Vatican, although offical intelligence sources (wikipedia) tell me there is one non-autonomous country we do comfortably exceed.... the Pitcairn Islands (official population: 56 humans and quite a lot of Murphy's Petrels).

On an unrelated note will there be any special celebrations this year for HM King Rasputin I's Tin Jubilee (or Aluminium Jubilee if HM prefers Aluminium to Tin), a whole decade on the throne? Will his majesty declare an official bank holiday on the exact date of his jubilee?


Title: Re: A decayed Lovely and a Lovely decade
Post by: CitizenLove on March 30, 2015, 04:39:24
We mostly all hate Rasputin now.


Title: Re: A decayed Lovely and a Lovely decade
Post by: Revolutionary1 on March 30, 2015, 05:01:11
THEY ARE ALL DEAD


Title: Re: A decayed Lovely and a Lovely decade
Post by: on May 03, 2015, 10:52:53
we faked our deaths Rev did you not get the memo.

Wait, you got the memo but are sticking to the script. Sorry.

We're all dead. Especially me.


Title: Re: A decayed Lovely and a Lovely decade
Post by: Mr Cog on May 11, 2015, 11:29:29
Hairy pineapples


Title: Re: A decayed Lovely and a Lovely decade
Post by: Toaster on September 28, 2015, 07:06:48
Wow.. 10 years! How time has flown!

Anyone still around?

*Blows dust off desk, to reveal 'To do' list..

1. Get milk
2. kill Rasputin
3. Change underwear..


Title: Re: A decayed Lovely and a Lovely decade
Post by: Revolutionary1 on September 28, 2015, 12:12:31
You want to change underwear after killing Rasputin?


Title: Re: A decayed Lovely and a Lovely decade
Post by: on September 28, 2015, 14:25:11
Kingly blood ruins underwear, or so the old wives would tell you.


Title: Re: A decayed Lovely and a Lovely decade
Post by: Toaster on September 28, 2015, 23:24:56
Still a couple of the old guard here then!

Is it really a decade, I thought it was 2006 when it all started? If it is you should send out a reunion email Schafe, we can all look back and say " See, I told you ID was a pedo, I knew it before all the stuff on the news"


Title: Re: A decayed Lovely and a Lovely decade
Post by: babyjaffacake on September 30, 2015, 08:07:54
It can't be ten years....I'm only twenty..ahem...


Title: Re: A decayed Lovely and a Lovely decade
Post by: Mr Cog on October 31, 2015, 11:44:46
Wow.. 10 years! How time has flown!

Anyone still around?

*Blows dust off desk, to reveal 'To do' list..

1. Get milk
2. kill Rasputin
3. Change underwear..

I dunno... Rasputin's aged pretty badly, he looks almost 50.

Another 5,10 years or so and he'll probably die from the crushing guilt of letting this place go down the pan.

(http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/976x549_b/p02rzlqp.jpg)


Title: Re: A decayed Lovely and a Lovely decade
Post by: babyjaffacake on November 02, 2015, 09:01:54
Im hungry, is anyone ever going to feed me?


Title: Re: A decayed Lovely and a Lovely decade
Post by: on November 04, 2015, 02:18:30
I knew there was something I forgot Beej. Oh well.