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Country Stuff => Government and Politics. => Topic started by: Dead Kangaroo on June 25, 2016, 13:47:36



Title: TEH REFERENDUMZ
Post by: Dead Kangaroo on June 25, 2016, 13:47:36
As the UK is now leaving the EU due to it being old, small minded, unemployed and racist voting to leave I would also like to have a Lovely Referendum, we Lovely people require one because everyone else seems to be whinging for one.

In our Referendum we are going to have to make a choice, it's going to be difficult and we'll need someone to try to salvage and re-float the wreck so we can drag it in a direction (also without David Cameron being the cap'n).

I will be holding a cabinet meeting in a furniture store before I get escorted out of the building for tampering with the wares and generally being a nuisance to decide whether Lovely can join the EU. Following this I will try my best to contact the EU leaders to see if Lovely can remain (or join if they notice we've not really joined before) I will then strive to get a campfire and mat going in the nearest instance so I can make the necessary smoke signals at Brussels.

Please be aware at this volatile and uncertain time that I will be there for you, except for when I'm not (which will be most of the time) then you'll just have to man-up and improvise until my return.

If my cabinet meeting is successful and I get the go ahead from Brussels (in a delusion or not) I shall open a Poll for our very own Referendum.

Remember: Everyone is welcome in Lovely, with exceptions of the Kardashians, Donald Trump, and Jimmy Krankie stunt-doubles.


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Title: Re: TEH REFERENDUMZ
Post by: Dead Kangaroo on June 27, 2016, 10:53:26
Following my negotiations (and our Prime Minister's fiddling of my post) we are now able to have our referendumz (unlike Jimmie Crankie's wee rage).

As your resident Communist Cubic leader I urge you to vote Lovely shake it all about EU as we Lovelians love to shake it all about and the EU needs MOAR of this, I thank you for taking the time to listen.