I thought I would go for a tache look a bit more mature but it made me look like I shouldn't be allowed to be unattended around children. Are you happy?!
I once decided I'd go for the Frank Zappa look. It didn't quite work out.
you shouldn't be allowed around children, nobody should. They need to learn how to get by without adults lingering to sort out the world for them.
To be fair, most adults are incapable of sorting out the world for themselves, never mind learning their children about it.