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1  General Category / General Discussion / Re: If you Lovely, you have to clean it up on: March 12, 2017, 03:20:04
Never!
2  General Category / General Discussion / Re: If you Lovely, you have to clean it up on: December 04, 2016, 03:52:06
Hello Bob.
3  General Category / General Discussion / Re: If you Lovely, you have to clean it up on: October 09, 2016, 06:15:22
A Schaf is fine too.
first time that's ever been said


Don't been so hard on yourself. Well at least not all the time. Just be hard on yourself once a week, or every other day at most.
4  General Category / General Discussion / Re: If you Lovely, you have to clean it up on: September 25, 2016, 12:25:46
A Schaf is fine too.
5  Technical Support and Site Administration. / Site Issues and News. / Re: register chaptcha on: September 19, 2016, 12:48:03
I'm sorry but it's the only way we can keep all those pesky poltergeists out.
6  General Category / General Discussion / Re: If you Lovely, you have to clean it up on: September 14, 2016, 11:36:17
Lions are more fun.  dance
7  General Category / General Discussion / Re: If you Lovely, you have to clean it up on: September 03, 2016, 22:08:05
8  General Category / General Discussion / Re: If you Lovely, you have to clean it up on: July 12, 2016, 10:00:00

Hawt.

If you think that's hawt, then just wait til you hear the punchline.
My four nipples tingle in anticipation.

*sprays moomin sauce on you*

 moomin snork umbrella

9  General Category / General Discussion / Re: If you Lovely, you have to clean it up on: June 26, 2016, 09:50:05

Hawt.

If you think that's hawt, then just wait til you hear the punchline.
10  General Category / The LBC Development / Re: Short stories needed on: June 03, 2016, 10:22:03
It's been 7 years. Has anyone finished yet?
11  General Category / General Discussion / Re: If you Lovely, you have to clean it up on: June 03, 2016, 08:32:20
Good gravy!
12  Country Stuff / Government and Politics. / Re: I guess I am King on: June 03, 2016, 08:26:54
Ray is still the King of my Anal cavity.

I heard your anal cavity has an entire aristocracy.
13  Country Stuff / Government and Politics. / Re: I guess I am King on: June 02, 2016, 09:59:14
Ray is still the king of my heart.


 dance
14  Country Stuff / National Life / Re: Do we agree with the government on: May 29, 2016, 01:26:11
Aye.
15  Country Stuff / Government and Politics. / Re: Hello, People of Lovely on: May 13, 2016, 08:24:48
As the right honourable Bloke-in-charge-of-greeting-people, I herefore and thereart do welcome your to our humble country and I extent the handship and friendliness and somesuch.
16  General Category / General Discussion / Re: What's that... on: April 15, 2016, 09:43:35
I thought I would go for a tache look a bit more mature but it made me look like I shouldn't be allowed to be unattended around children. Are you happy?!

I once decided I'd go for the Frank Zappa look. It didn't quite work out.


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you shouldn't be allowed around children, nobody should. They need to learn how to get by without adults lingering to sort out the world for them.

To be fair, most adults are incapable of sorting out the world for themselves, never mind learning their children about it.
17  General Category / General Discussion / Re: If you Lovely, you have to clean it up on: April 15, 2016, 09:35:02
All the gunk and dead bodies, I'm good thanks.

It's not my fault that someone went out and left the gas on.

biggrin

Watchoo looking at, Bub?

18  General Category / General Discussion / Re: If you Lovely, you have to clean it up on: April 07, 2016, 10:23:17
Eek a ghost o_o
19  General Category / General Discussion / Re: If you Lovely, you have to clean it up on: February 20, 2016, 14:12:31
It's a high-end German ironing board.

That's what she said.
















 dance

she lied

Oh sodding titpants.
20  General Category / General Discussion / Re: What's that... on: February 07, 2016, 11:30:11
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