1 - To use as identification when applying for a certificate of some sort
2 - To give to your bride from Potentia
3 - To doctor the date of birth on it and use it as a fake ID (a trick that many of my friends used before we were 18...)
4 - to make a decorative paper airplane out of. (Me Airlines... brilliant)
5 - You drunk but still too prudish to photocopy your arse.
6 - If it's not your own passport
7 - You've decided to give away all you're money but you can't be bothered to walk to a charity shop
8 - You want to make fake passports and are stealing the design.
9 - To hand out to other Lovelies at a meet
10 - you have run out of toiletpaper and hate yourself
11 - A Nigerian prince has asked for some identification, details of your bank account and a small deposit in order to send you his dead dads money
12 - you are going to spend your weekend handing out 'have you seen this man' posters with your own face on it
13 - You've started a new reality tv show where the winner gets a new identity
14 - You're travelling to Cuba and need everything to look like it's from the 60s, including a black & white passport.
15 - You're mental. You also covered your arm in mayonnaise and put your foot in a cake.
16 - You're a government employee entrusted to keep everyone's passport information secure.
17. To give to Sly Stallone in Escape to Victory
17. you are retarded
17. because its pretty
20 - Someone told you that if you photocopy a passport, it's no longer valid. So... you did it anyway. chinscratch
21 - To laminate for the onion to remember you by when you're not in the toilet.
22 - You're a bumface.
23 - Your mum's a bumface.
24 - You're changing the photo on it to a picture of your bum, and the name to Crappy Bumface
25 - You don't have a computer, but need lots of photos of yourself to see what you'd look like if you wore different hats or had different hair styles.
26 - Because you want to, because you want to
27 - Because you are hungry and you eat paper
28 - You're going to use the photo on a lifesize model of yourself
29 - You're going to wallpaper your wall with your photo to remind yourself what it was like to have hair.
30 - It's better than doing work.
31 - You've changed the settings on the photocopier so everything comes out really dark, as you'd quite like to know what your face would look like if you were black.
33. You want to sneakily paste your picture onto your friend's passport just before they go on holiday
34. 'cos i did, got a problem with that?
35. To enter into a "best passport competition" with
36. you were applying for this job
TEAM ADMINSTRATOR/ ACCOUNTS ASSISTANT
Industry sector/s: Finance & Accounting, Office/Administration
Employer: David Price Racing Ltd
Race Team Administrator / Accounts Assistant
We currently have a vacancy for a Race Team Administrator / Accounts Assistant in our GP2 Team. The successful applicant must have strong organisational skills and the ability to work to deadlines. It would be an advantage if the successful applicant had a second language. The role would also include occasional travel to F1 Support Events.
Previous experience in a similar role would be an advantage although not essential as full training would be given.
Please apply in writing with your current CV & a copy of your passport.
David Price Racing Ltd
18 Bookham Ind Park,
Or by e-mail to: email@example.com
37. cos i just fucking did alright
38. I recently moved to scotland yes i know don't ask and my new job asked for a copy of some id to keep on file my driving licence was not good enough apparently had to get my mum to send me a copy damn crazy scots
39. The only photograph of Stewart Lee you own is his passport and you want to give it back to him.
40. You want to get fired so you photocopy a picture of your face to break the photocopier.
41. You like black and white passports
42. You are a terrorist
43. you like inventing stupid games
44. You, my dear sire, are an idiot
45. you like coming up with stupid reasons for a perfectly insane thing