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1  Archived material / Archives / Re: Join the secret Police on: March 24, 2009, 07:42:42
Or the not-so-secret police...

2  General Category / General Discussion / Re: If you look, you have to post. on: March 24, 2009, 07:37:34
once again, I'm not joining in this conversation

Surely by posting, you are joining the conversation?

Score! shades
3  General Category / Media, Arts, Culture, Sport, Other. / The 2010 Eurovision Song Contest on: March 02, 2009, 05:53:12
I posted it to the Lovely Facebook Possie and I will post it here as well.

Now, people of Lovely, we need to get our acts (literally) together and get into Eurovision!

We now have a national broadcast channel (King Rasputin Wallace the First's main problem) on the country's main forum:

we should get cracking on a Eurovision Contest entry!

Post your links to potential Eurovision entrys on this forum, and I'll see what I can do on entering them into the 2010 contest!

Good luck, and may the best entry win!
4  General Category / Fun and Games / Re: Lovely Caption Competition on: February 25, 2009, 01:25:05
I went to Lovely, and all I got was this lousy blow-up doll!

5  General Category / Fun and Games / Re: 100 Reasons To Photcopy A Passport on: February 25, 2009, 01:23:48
1 - To use as identification when applying for a certificate of some sort

2 - To give to your bride from Potentia

3 - To doctor the date of birth on it and use it as a fake ID (a trick that many of my friends used before we were 18...)

4 - to make a decorative paper airplane out of. (Me Airlines... brilliant)

5 - You drunk but still too prudish to photocopy your arse.

6 - If it's not your own passport

7 - You've decided to give away all you're money but you can't be bothered to walk to a charity shop

8 - You want to make fake passports and are stealing the design.

9 - To hand out to other Lovelies at a meet

10 - you have run out of toiletpaper and hate yourself

11 - A Nigerian prince has asked for some identification, details of your bank account and a small deposit in order to send you his dead dads money

12 - you are going to spend your weekend handing out 'have you seen this man' posters with your own face on it

13 - You've started a new reality tv show where the winner gets a new identity

14 - You're travelling to Cuba and need everything to look like it's from the 60s, including a black & white passport.

15 - You're mental. You also covered your arm in mayonnaise and put your foot in a cake.

16 - You're a government employee entrusted to keep everyone's passport information secure.

17. To give to Sly Stallone in Escape to Victory

17. you are retarded

17. because its pretty

20 - Someone told you that if you photocopy a passport, it's no longer valid. So... you did it anyway.  chinscratch

21 - To laminate for the onion to remember you by when you're not in the toilet.

22 - You're a bumface.

23 - Your mum's a bumface.

24 - You're changing the photo on it to a picture of your bum, and the name to Crappy Bumface

25 - You don't have a computer, but need lots of photos of yourself to see what you'd look like if you wore different hats or had different hair styles.

26 - Because you want to, because you want to

27 - Because you are hungry and you eat paper

28  - You're going to use the photo on a lifesize model of yourself

29 - You're going to wallpaper your wall with your photo to remind yourself what it was like to have hair.

30 - It's better than doing work.

31 - You've changed the settings on the photocopier so everything comes out really dark, as you'd quite like to know what your face would look like if you were black.

32. 'cos

33. You want to sneakily paste your picture onto your friend's passport just before they go on holiday

34. 'cos i did, got a problem with that?

35. To enter into a "best passport competition" with

36. you were applying for this job




Industry sector/s:  Finance & Accounting, Office/Administration

Employer:  David Price Racing Ltd

Race Team Administrator / Accounts Assistant

We currently have a vacancy for a Race Team Administrator / Accounts Assistant in our GP2 Team. The successful applicant must have strong organisational skills and the ability to work to deadlines. It would be an advantage if the successful applicant had a second language. The role would also include occasional travel to F1 Support Events.

Previous experience in a similar role would be an advantage although not essential as full training would be given.

Please apply in writing with your current CV & a copy of your passport.

Human Resources
David Price Racing Ltd
18 Bookham Ind Park,
Church Road,
Great Bookham,
KT23 3EU

Or by e-mail to: enquiries@dpr.uk.com


37. cos i just fucking did alright

38. I recently moved to scotland yes i know don't ask and my new job asked for a copy of some id to keep on file my driving licence was not good enough apparently had to get my mum to send me a copy damn crazy scots

39. The only photograph of Stewart Lee you own is his passport and you want to give it back to him.
40. You want to get fired so you photocopy a picture of your face to break the photocopier.

41. You like black and white passports

42. You are a terrorist

43. you like inventing stupid games

44. You, my dear sire, are an idiot

45. you like coming up with stupid reasons for a perfectly insane thing
6  Country Stuff / University of Lovely / Re: Polish classes for all Lovelies on: February 12, 2009, 07:56:51
Free Pole-dancing lessons! Count me in! (or count on me watching the lessons through the window!) wank
7  General Category / religion/debate/philosophy/all that jazz / Re: To encourage the PHILOSOPHY part of this board... on: February 12, 2009, 07:52:14
Surely, since Lovely is the size of a FLAT, and there are 100 CITIZENS, all of which are IMMIGRANTS, then we CAN't compaign.

Damn CAPS lock. stealth
8  General Category / Fun and Games / Re: Guess when the election will start on: February 12, 2009, 07:27:05
Yey! An option just for me! laughing

will ther be gnomes? I like gnomes, me.
9  General Category / General Discussion / Re: latitude on: February 11, 2009, 02:44:42
Nope. But I have lots of Pepto Bismol! wank
10  General Category / General Discussion / Re: If you look, you have to post. on: February 11, 2009, 02:08:22
Damn it! I looked! And missed the nudity!  violin RIP
11  Country Stuff / Institute of Science. / Gnome Theory (or the theory of life, the universe and gnomes) on: February 11, 2009, 02:06:15
Time to disprove science as we now know it, with Gnomes!

By Firiun, the guy with an LUv and an MSc LUv from the University of Lovely!

Here we go!

Inside cables there are hundreds of tiny gnomes ‘high-fiving’ each other and running around swapping messages. This transfer of messages allows things to work. e.g. the gnomes in a plug socket tell the gnomes in the wire, who eventually tell the gnomes in (say) a kettle to fart in the water allowing it to boil.

Computers are run by tiny gnomes. They do all the work sat at tiny desks inside your PC. When you turn it off they can all go home and have a rest before they are needed again. The screen is in fact an arrangement of gnomes wearing different colour hats.

Atoms are infact miniscule gnomes, all holding hands and feet etc together to form an intricate web from which nearly everything in this universe is comprised of. Radioactivity occurs when a rebel gnome is catapaulted by his freinds from their structure. Should this gnome come into contact with the gnomes from our body, he will offer them beer, thus making the local area benign or ‘cancerous’.

A solid is a closely compacted arrangement of gnomes, all holding hands, hats and legs. Heating (see Energy) causes the gnomes to becoming exited (or ‘tickled’). This means they start to lose a grip on their neighbours; thus becoming a liquid. When the gnomes become tickled ‘pink’ they just can no longer hold on and float away in groups upwards of one, becoming ‘Gas’.

As we are all well aware gnomes like the ground. they all strive to be in the ground, and this is where the basic theory for gravity comes from. Gnomes throw tiny (obviously unseen to the human eye) ropes to the ground. These ropes attach to unseen hooks allowing the gnomes to pull themsleves towards the ground. There is minimal gravity away from bodies (e.g. in space) because very few gnomes have long enough ropes. All bodies have a gravitional attraction to each other because gnomes are sociable creatures and enjoy large gatherings.

If you think about it, its quite obvious really. The gnomes that make up our eyes can see what colour other gnomes making up, say a table, are wearing. They then hi-five gnomes in our ‘optical nerve’ who run to tell the brain gnomes what has been seen. This makes us think we are seeing things when infact it is all gnomes.

Now this is a little more complicated. There are evil gnomes. These make up anti-matter. Done.
All types of energy are trasferred through gnomes. Heat is just gnomes rubbing other gnomes. Potential energy is when gnomes dont want to be seperated (see ‘Gravity’). Kinetic energy is the movement of gnomes. Energy is allways conserved so fundamental gnomes (see below) are only ever transfered and never made or destroyed.

Time for a smiley row to break up the long text!
  whateverstealth omg stealth tired tired dance dance Cry omg stealth omg rape

So what are gnomes made up of themselves? They are surely not fundamental? They are comprised of billions of even smaller gnomes. These smaller gnomes are known as ‘Super-gnomes’. Super-gnomes are made up of billions of even smaller gnomes known as ‘Hyper-Gnomes’. Hyper-gnomes are the fundamental building block of everything.
Now that we have covered the basics of gnome theory we are going to discuss and ‘explain away’ certain physical phenomenum.

Aurora Borealis/Australis (Northern/Southern Lights):
Having seen the principles concerning light in gnome theory this northern spectacle can now be explained. Gnomes become blind when they stay too long with the gnomes in the sun (because their clothing is really bright). They thus tend to get lost when the sun gnomes let go of them. Some of these blind gnomes accidently attach their ropes to earth, and are thus pulled towards it (see Gravity). When they reach the gnomes in the upper ‘atmosphere’ of the earth they realise that they’re not the only gnomes in the universe and so have a tiny party/celebration. During this festive time the gatherings round the north and south of the earth have access to changes of clothes (e.g. from Santa). They take advantage of this wardrobe and the changing of clothes makes us perceive a colourful oscillating light in the sky.

Mobile Phones:
‘Scientists’ may try and fool you with talk of ‘waves’, but please dont believe these distacting and frankly stupid theories. Mobile phones are built (by gnomes) to incorporate a gnome catapault. These devices are worked by gnomes in your mobile phone (which coincidently is made up of gnomes) to fire their gnome freinds upwards when you place a call. The gnomes are fired into space where they land on ’satilites’ (also made of gnomes). The gnome satillites then catapault seperate gnomes to the mobile you are trying to contact (if you are attempting to ‘connect’ with a land line the gnomes are fired at a landing station where they run and hi-five down wires to the other phone reciever). When the gnomes reach the reciever you are connecting with there is an exchange of messages, hi-fives and presents (the unwrapping is the crackle you hear). More catapaulting occurs back to the satilite and then to your phone. This process continues so that what you say is ‘transmitted’ to the other phone and vice-versa (the process is VERY quick, as these gnomes travel at the speed of light-gnomes). A call ‘breaks up’ or has no ’signal’ when the presents exchanged are so good the gnomes dont bother coming back, but just sit and play.

Gnomes make up everything, including food. When we eat, say, a sandwich the gnomes making up the sandwich are digested and travel to our stomach. The stomach gnomes are so pleased to see other gnomes that a party soon gets underway (when you eat too quickly the party gets out of hand very quickly thus causing indigestion). The party is of course a wild affair, and the beer flows free while the gnomes party hard. The morning after (which in human time is only like 4-6 hours) the clean up begins. The stomach gnomes collect up the rubbish in bin bags. Intestine gnomes (the bin-men of the human body) collect up these bags and take them through the intestine to the… well im sure you can guess. The bum gnomes then drop these bags of rubbish out of the body (known as a landfill). Different varieties of foods are of course different nationalities of gnomes. Spicy food are Asian gnomes. Beacuse these gnomes party particularly hard the morning after is particularly bad. They also like to smoke, which is why humans feel ‘gaseous effects’ after a rather spicy meal.

Gnome Food:
Gnomes also need to eat and drink and it can be easily extrapolated from gnomes theory how this occurs. The gnome digestion process occurs as described above but their food is made up of super-gnomes, who party in their stomachs. Of course, super-gnomes are also hungry entities and eat food made up of hyper-gnomes. Due to the fact thay hyper-gnomes are fundamental and can’t be broken down into anything smaller they do not need to eat or drink.

As all things are made of gnomes, it follows that even alcohol is made of gnomes. These are without doubt the rowdiest of all gnomes (except anti-gnomes). Alcohol gnomes divide into several groups. The first type look kindly and loving (which they indeed are) but have a stupendous sense of humour and love to play practical jokes. They will quickly travel to the brain gnomes upon arrival in the body and will wreak havoc with the head region; taking other gnomes clothes while they are in the shower, throwing eggs at nearby gnomes and the like. This causes the brain gnomes to become distracted, so the body doesnt work as efficiently as normal running. The senses become distorted (e.g. vision) and the human seems to think they are invincible, and the other sex is more attractive. Wine is mostly made up of these gnomes and Females are particularly succeptable to this type. The next type are Beer (subdivided into Ale and lager subspecies) gnomes. These gnomes produce similar effets to the wine gnomes (especially if mixed - gnomes love to party) but through different methods. These gnomes (instead of being fun loving) are dangerous and enjoy getting in fights. They will provoke and cause violence against the gnomes in your brain, and swear loudly. They will push over desks and generally cause havoc. This is again why your senses become distorted etc. The last type of alcahol gnomes are ’spirit’ gnomes (who are NOT supernatural). These type of gnomes are really sneaky and cunning. They can very quickly (for they are quite strong and obviously quick) infiltrate the gnome office of the brain and begin to sneakily alter the brain gnomes work. They will send fake emails (to the amusmant of the wine gnomes), cause brain gnomes to work on useless tasks and generally ensure the brain gnomes cannot do there job. These again cause ill effects to your bodies ability to work (normally).

Go on. Just try to disprove it! laughing
12  General Category / General Discussion / Re: "(Your name) is...." on: February 11, 2009, 01:56:26
Hi! This is my first ever post in Lovely! dance

1) Firiun is a Junior Member in the Source Deal Forums
2) Firiun is a player on PMOG
3) Firiun Firiun is offline
4) Firiun is a Junior Member in the Casino, Poker, Roulette, Blackjack, Baccarat, Craps, Casino Forum with news and events for online gambling
5) Firiun is a Junior Member in the Cheaters-Inc

Even though I'm not a kid!
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