Greetings Hi Hello Aloha Hey there
Good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night citizens of Lovely, Or whatever else it is when you read this. Welcome to my first speech as Prime minister, actually does saying welcome to a speech make any sense?
Also I'm tired enough right now to mistype things and the spell checker doesn't seem to be working in this article creator so there may be some mistakes.
First of all I'd like to thank all of you who saw that I am the right person to have received your votes. Secondly I'd also like to thank all of you who had some common sense and tried to prevent me from gaining power. *Evil laughter*
And Thirdly I'd like to wish us all good luck in the months to come, after all anything could happen, anything from leafstorm turning up and suing us for copyright infringement, to Danny Wallace appearing and telling us that he is actually Porkpie, and then having a mental breakdown and killing us all. If either of these things were to happen, I can't promise that I'll be sticking around to see it, if there are only two things in this world I am afraid of, it's lawyers and homicidal maniacs.
My first act as Prime Minister has been to open a Twitter account for Lovely, this will mainly be a small part of Lovely for posting newsworthy items and notes and such, and it will also be acting as an experiment to see if advertising will attract new citizens to Lovely, it will be considered a success if even just one new permanent citizen is gained.
My second act has been an attempt at pumping creative juices into Lovely, so to speak, I've asked citizens to try making short stories, and at this very moment in time I have just had the idea of making it into a comptetion, I shall have to put some more thought into the details and such, there will have to be a prize as well. The story can be in just about any form of media, and the genre can be anything you want, you could even make a porn film if you wanted to King Ray, though by displaying it here you would lose any rights to royalties from future sales.
That's all for now, there will be more to follow at an as of yet unknown future date.
That's probably spelt wrong or I might have just made that up, so instead: