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« Reply #820 on: March 09, 2010, 09:20:25 »

use your cock man, it's why you have one. So you can peel clementines and use them to attract a mate who you'll then engage in sexual liasions with using your citrusy penis.

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« Reply #821 on: March 09, 2010, 11:17:00 »

Does your idiocy know no bounds Lars?  - Schaf

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« Reply #822 on: March 09, 2010, 11:25:50 »

that's the beauty of the human arse, it can do so many things, be sat on, spanked, used to shit as well as peeling fruit, opening jars and bum sex.  - Schaf
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« Reply #823 on: March 09, 2010, 11:26:57 »

and open beer bottles, althou not useful if you are a visus
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« Reply #824 on: March 09, 2010, 11:45:33 »

I'm on a roll today
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« Reply #825 on: April 07, 2010, 09:31:56 »

Oh, and, loads of people from school who I hated in school, haven't talked to since school, but they decided to add me anyway.

Actually, when I get back home later, I'm going to delete all those fucking spastic cabbages.
I just deleted a load of people off my friends list.  smug Went from about 116 to 99. So perhaps not loads, but a lot of the cunts I don't really want anything to do with.

One of the people I deleted "liked" my status update about getting rid of them all. I took great satisfaction in getting rid of that xenophobic, thick, scummy, dripping twat.

Double whammy from Lars.
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« Reply #826 on: April 13, 2010, 13:04:32 »

I really wish you extracted rather than exacted the iron fist as I'd be reckoning Toaster may want to sit down someday soon. - schaf
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« Reply #827 on: April 21, 2010, 04:24:28 »

"Sorry yes i remember now. She said she'll fit me in for a rimming after king ray had been noshed off. See ya at the palace. I think we might be spoiling her this birthday." - Gidds
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« Reply #828 on: May 07, 2010, 06:01:11 »

"yeah too many peas is easily dealt with" - Gidds

There's something oddly profound in that statement, I'm sure.
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« Reply #829 on: May 07, 2010, 08:07:36 »

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« Reply #830 on: May 13, 2010, 00:28:12 »

Quote from: anubis
if only there was some way to use the knives to get money, to buy better knives  chinscratch
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« Reply #831 on: June 08, 2010, 01:06:47 »

Quote from: Gaz
rough calculations place the conception on the 16th (FA Cup final day) so least summat came from it
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« Reply #832 on: June 19, 2010, 00:19:00 »

why should they have to pay? Why did the desciples have to pay? doesn't that mean Jesus was a bit of a flake charging them to be his friends? or does it make him a prostitute?
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« Reply #833 on: June 20, 2010, 12:05:08 »

"take off the pants and eat tesco value cheese flavoured aerated starch balls" - Cog
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« Reply #834 on: June 23, 2010, 14:18:09 »

Kaka did nothing in malice, he didn't raise his elbow or 'bodycheck' anyone.

Lets look at the argument

I have Sky HD, So does Gidds

Schafe is a rugby boy, liking the tight shorts, grabbing and hugging and you are Ginger Lars.

Please just accept defeat and stop trying to argue. I simulated it with Pete winn today and the only way i could get down like that is when he hit me in the face with a spade, i see no spade just a black man, a Kaka and alot of theatrics.

COME ON YOU ORANJES!
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« Reply #835 on: June 30, 2010, 09:42:30 »

nice one.
The most homoerotic forum this side of Watford now has a horse riding lesbian in its midst.
Welcome to lovely.
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« Reply #836 on: June 30, 2010, 09:49:20 »

nice one.
The most homoerotic forum this side of Watford now has a horse riding lesbian in its midst.
Welcome to lovely.

I like this. Very much.
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« Reply #837 on: July 01, 2010, 05:48:07 »

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« Reply #838 on: July 01, 2010, 13:29:06 »

should we start doing it weekly again, like newly weds before over familiarity kills the passion?
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« Reply #839 on: July 01, 2010, 15:35:38 »

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