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« Reply #40 on: January 30, 2008, 05:37:05 »

How many oats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? oats.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Oats.
Oats who?
Oats.

Why did the oat cross the road?
Oats.

What do you get if you cross oats with oats?
Oats.
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« Reply #41 on: January 30, 2008, 05:38:28 »

er those are great oats jokes Lars....honest
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« Reply #42 on: January 30, 2008, 05:41:32 »

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« Reply #43 on: January 30, 2008, 05:47:39 »

I'm gonna have leftover casserole now, want to joke about that?!  Angry
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« Reply #44 on: January 30, 2008, 06:06:16 »

What does Dorris Day have for dinner?

Casserole-serole
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