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« on: April 07, 2008, 04:15:48 »

The French managed to put the Olympic torch out. In your face, The Olympics!
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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2008, 04:16:29 »

do they have to go back to athens now and relight it?
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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2008, 04:17:29 »

No it's too late. That's the end of the Olympics now
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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2008, 04:19:22 »

no big loss
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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2008, 04:21:23 »

I'll miss the women's judo event
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« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2008, 04:23:38 »

all that grappling and grunting?
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« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2008, 04:28:17 »

Bloody French just trying to better us.
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« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2008, 04:31:15 »

you must have been gutted if you were that bloke with the fire extinguisher that still didnt manage to put it out
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« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2008, 04:32:10 »

....they did IT?
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« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2008, 04:33:27 »

Nah, I think they did Geography instead.




you must have been gutted if you were that bloke with the fire extinguisher that still didnt manage to put it out

I know, and that guy that got his hands on it but still couldn't wrestle it from a former blue peter presenter. How embaressing.
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« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2008, 04:46:16 »

seh just stood there while he got bundled by teh police and Chainess
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« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2008, 05:07:08 »

I'll miss the women's judo event
my mummy's going to be a table official for that.

In your face tibet
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« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2008, 05:08:12 »

seriously?

can she fix it so i can win some money?
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« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2008, 05:28:33 »

Which bookie will take bets on womens judo?
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« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2008, 05:29:19 »

im sure i'll find someone dumb enough
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XS Zombie Hunter
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« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2008, 05:29:29 »

any, you can place bets on you having twins...
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« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2008, 05:32:34 »

any, you can place bets on you having twins...
XS, remember I used to be a bookie...

You won't be able to get more then £5 on a novelty bet anyhow.

Also a table official is a glorified timekeeper
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« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2008, 05:33:19 »

back street bookie?
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« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2008, 05:39:39 »

no
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« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2008, 05:41:07 »



if that can happen!!!we can find a bookie
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