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« on: May 09, 2008, 05:20:30 »

2 other people online! Yay.

Don't run away or I'll cut myself..!
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« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2008, 05:25:13 »

Hmm. That didn't work. Come back and I'll cut myself for your entertainment...
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« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2008, 05:28:14 »

Still, no? Alright, come back and I'll not cut you.
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« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2008, 05:36:59 »

I'm here, is that any good?
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« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2008, 05:37:58 »

nope
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« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2008, 05:40:49 »

Oh well, worth a try.
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« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2008, 05:41:35 »

you're just about good enough for me, but lars only wants his darling ray
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« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2008, 05:48:07 »

I want anyone and everyone
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« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2008, 05:48:18 »

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« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2008, 05:49:43 »

damn right
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« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2008, 05:52:48 »

you're just about good enough for me, but lars only wants his darling ray
Haha, I'm sure he does. Wink

I'll leave you too alone then... *lights candles* *turns out lights*

*Leaves*

*Returns, leaves condoms*

*Leaves again*
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« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2008, 05:53:57 »

I go bare back. Take your stinkin' rubbers wit' ya.
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« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2008, 05:56:59 »

i thought youd want to stay and watch
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« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2008, 05:58:55 »

Why do I have to do all the work? Why can't I just watch?
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« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2008, 06:00:50 »

im sure zsu is filming it as well for her pleasure so you can watch the re-runs
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« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2008, 06:01:25 »

I'm not filming anything m'dear.
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« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2008, 06:02:08 »

I can't work under these conditions
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« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2008, 06:03:34 »

I'm not filming anything m'dear.

oh you only like it when its in the flesh
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« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2008, 06:05:50 »

I shall say this once for clarity,


I have no interest in watching Lars and Ray have sex, or otherwise indulging in any other intimate practice.
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« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2008, 06:06:40 »

You say that now....
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