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« on: May 15, 2008, 01:39:46 »

Can we reach ninety? and how dirty can we get it?


There's no one post a day limit or 'owt like that, but don't post a load at once, take it in turns.

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« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2008, 01:40:57 »

1. Ooooh, up the bum. It's number one!
2. Its runny poo, number two!
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« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2008, 01:45:59 »

1. Ooooh, up the bum. It's number one!
2. Its runny poo, number two!
3. Bummed to an intolerable degree, it's number three!
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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2008, 01:51:20 »

1. Ooooh, up the bum. It's number one!
2. Its runny poo, number two!
3. Bummed to an intolerable degree, it's number three!
4. My arse is sore from bumming galore, number four!
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« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2008, 02:04:32 »

1. Ooooh, up the bum. It's number one!
2. Its runny poo, number two!
3. Bummed to an intolerable degree, it's number three!
4. My arse is sore from bumming galore, number four!
5. Bit of the old fashioned muff dive? Look who it is, it's number five!
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« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2008, 07:12:27 »

1. Ooooh, up the bum. It's number one!
2. Its runny poo, number two!
3. Bummed to an intolerable degree, it's number three!
4. My arse is sore from bumming galore, number four!
5. Bit of the old fashioned muff dive? Look who it is, it's number five!
6. I'm from the sticks, it's number six
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« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2008, 07:13:25 »

1. Ooooh, up the bum. It's number one!
2. Its runny poo, number two!
3. Bummed to an intolerable degree, it's number three!
4. My arse is sore from bumming galore, number four!
5. Bit of the old fashioned muff dive? Look who it is, it's number five!
6. I'm from the sticks, it's number six
7. Not number eleven, number 7!
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« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2008, 07:16:52 »

1. Ooooh, up the bum. It's number one!
2. Its runny poo, number two!
3. Bummed to an intolerable degree, it's number three!
4. My arse is sore from bumming galore, number four!
5. Bit of the old fashioned muff dive? Look who it is, it's number five!
6. I'm from the sticks, it's number six
7. Not number eleven, number 7!
8. Masturbate? It's number eight Smiley
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« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2008, 07:20:24 »


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2. Its runny poo, number two!
3. Bummed to an intolerable degree, it's number three!
4. My arse is sore from bumming galore, number four!
5. Bit of the old fashioned muff dive? Look who it is, it's number five!
6. I'm from the sticks, it's number six
7. Not number eleven, number 7!
8. Masturbate? It's number eight  Smiley
9. I'm strokin' mine, it's number nine!
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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2008, 07:23:44 »

1. Ooooh, up the bum. It's number one!
2. Its runny poo, number two!
3. Bummed to an intolerable degree, it's number three!
4. My arse is sore from bumming galore, number four!
5. Bit of the old fashioned muff dive? Look who it is, it's number five!
6. I'm from the sticks, it's number six
7. Not number eleven, number seven!
8. Masturbate? It's number eight  Smiley
9. I'm strokin' mine, it's number nine!
10. Choke the chicken or hump the hen, its number ten!
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« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2008, 07:25:15 »

1. Ooooh, up the bum. It's number one!
2. Its runny poo, number two!
3. Bummed to an intolerable degree, it's number three!
4. My arse is sore from bumming galore, number four!
5. Bit of the old fashioned muff dive? Look who it is, it's number five!
6. I'm from the sticks, it's number six
7. Not number eleven, number seven!
8. Masturbate? It's number eight  Smiley
9. I'm strokin' mine, it's number nine!
10. Choke the chicken or hump the hen, its number ten!
11. Not number seven, number eleven!
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« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2008, 08:15:41 »

1. Ooooh, up the bum. It's number one!
2. Its runny poo, number two!
3. Bummed to an intolerable degree, it's number three!
4. My arse is sore from bumming galore, number four!
5. Bit of the old fashioned muff dive? Look who it is, it's number five!
6. I'm from the sticks, it's number six
7. Not number eleven, number seven!
8. Masturbate? It's number eight  Smiley
9. I'm strokin' mine, it's number nine!
10. Choke the chicken or hump the hen, its number ten!
11. Not number seven, number eleven!
12. Going places no one dare delve. it's lewd, it's rude, it's number twelve.
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« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2008, 09:07:02 »

1. Ooooh, up the bum. It's number one!
2. Its runny poo, number two!
3. Bummed to an intolerable degree, it's number three!
4. My arse is sore from bumming galore, number four!
5. Bit of the old fashioned muff dive? Look who it is, it's number five!
6. I'm from the sticks, it's number six
7. Not number eleven, number seven!
8. Masturbate? It's number eight  Smiley
9. I'm strokin' mine, it's number nine!
10. Choke the chicken or hump the hen, its number ten!
11. Not number seven, number eleven!
12. Going places no one dare delve. it's lewd, it's rude, it's number twelve.
13. Rape the Queen, it's number thirteen!
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« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2008, 10:15:59 »

1. Ooooh, up the bum. It's number one!
2. Its runny poo, number two!
3. Bummed to an intolerable degree, it's number three!
4. My arse is sore from bumming galore, number four!
5. Bit of the old fashioned muff dive? Look who it is, it's number five!
6. I'm from the sticks, it's number six
7. Not number eleven, number seven!
8. Masturbate? It's number eight  Smiley
9. I'm strokin' mine, it's number nine!
10. Choke the chicken or hump the hen, its number ten!
11. Not number seven, number eleven!
12. Going places no one dare delve. it's lewd, it's rude, it's number twelve.
13. Rape the Queen, it's number thirteen!
14. Rape the Queen, it's number fourteen
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« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2008, 10:20:42 »

1. Ooooh, up the bum. It's number one!
2. Its runny poo, number two!
3. Bummed to an intolerable degree, it's number three!
4. My arse is sore from bumming galore, number four!
5. Bit of the old fashioned muff dive? Look who it is, it's number five!
6. I'm from the sticks, it's number six
7. Not number eleven, number seven!
8. Masturbate? It's number eight  Smiley
9. I'm strokin' mine, it's number nine!
10. Choke the chicken or hump the hen, its number ten!
11. Not number seven, number eleven!
12. Going places no one dare delve. it's lewd, it's rude, it's number twelve.
13. Rape the Queen, it's number thirteen!
14. Rape the Queen, it's number fourteen
15. Something obscene, it's number fifteen.
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« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2008, 10:46:28 »

1. Ooooh, up the bum. It's number one!
2. Its runny poo, number two!
3. Bummed to an intolerable degree, it's number three!
4. My arse is sore from bumming galore, number four!
5. Bit of the old fashioned muff dive? Look who it is, it's number five!
6. I'm from the sticks, it's number six
7. Not number eleven, number seven!
8. Masturbate? It's number eight  Smiley
9. I'm strokin' mine, it's number nine!
10. Choke the chicken or hump the hen, its number ten!
11. Not number seven, number eleven!
12. Going places no one dare delve. it's lewd, it's rude, it's number twelve.
13. Rape the Queen, it's number thirteen!
14. Rape the Queen, it's number fourteen
15. Something obscene, it's number fifteen.
16. Throat-fuck the queen, it's number sixteen  upsmiley
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« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2008, 10:47:32 »

1. Ooooh, up the bum. It's number one!
2. Its runny poo, number two!
3. Bummed to an intolerable degree, it's number three!
4. My arse is sore from bumming galore, number four!
5. Bit of the old fashioned muff dive? Look who it is, it's number five!
6. I'm from the sticks, it's number six
7. Not number eleven, number seven!
8. Masturbate? It's number eight  Smiley
9. I'm strokin' mine, it's number nine!
10. Choke the chicken or hump the hen, its number ten!
11. Not number seven, number eleven!
12. Going places no one dare delve. it's lewd, it's rude, it's number twelve.
13. Rape the Queen, it's number thirteen!
14. Rape the Queen, it's number fourteen
15. Something obscene, it's number fifteen.
16. Throat-fuck the queen, it's number sixteen
17. Time to ween, he's now seventeen
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« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2008, 10:49:02 »

1. Ooooh, up the bum. It's number one!
2. Its runny poo, number two!
3. Bummed to an intolerable degree, it's number three!
4. My arse is sore from bumming galore, number four!
5. Bit of the old fashioned muff dive? Look who it is, it's number five!
6. I'm from the sticks, it's number six
7. Not number eleven, number seven!
8. Masturbate? It's number eight  Smiley
9. I'm strokin' mine, it's number nine!
10. Choke the chicken or hump the hen, its number ten!
11. Not number seven, number eleven!
12. Going places no one dare delve. it's lewd, it's rude, it's number twelve.
13. Rape the Queen, it's number thirteen!
14. Rape the Queen, it's number fourteen
15. Something obscene, it's number fifteen.
16. Throat-fuck the queen, it's number sixteen
17. Time to ween, he's now seventeen
18. The Queen killed a teen, number eighteen
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« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2008, 11:12:01 »

1. Ooooh, up the bum. It's number one!
2. Its runny poo, number two!
3. Bummed to an intolerable degree, it's number three!
4. My arse is sore from bumming galore, number four!
5. Bit of the old fashioned muff dive? Look who it is, it's number five!
6. I'm from the sticks, it's number six
7. Not number eleven, number seven!
8. Masturbate? It's number eight  Smiley
9. I'm strokin' mine, it's number nine!
10. Choke the chicken or hump the hen, its number ten!
11. Not number seven, number eleven!
12. Going places no one dare delve. it's lewd, it's rude, it's number twelve.
13. Rape the Queen, it's number thirteen!
14. Rape the Queen, it's number fourteen
15. Something obscene, it's number fifteen.
16. Throat-fuck the queen, it's number sixteen
17. Time to ween, he's now seventeen
18. The Queen killed a teen, number eighteen
19. With bile you fill my splein, n'n'n'n' nineteen
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« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2008, 11:27:29 »

1. Ooooh, up the bum. It's number one!
2. Its runny poo, number two!
3. Bummed to an intolerable degree, it's number three!
4. My arse is sore from bumming galore, number four!
5. Bit of the old fashioned muff dive? Look who it is, it's number five!
6. I'm from the sticks, it's number six
7. Not number eleven, number seven!
8. Masturbate? It's number eight  Smiley
9. I'm strokin' mine, it's number nine!
10. Choke the chicken or hump the hen, its number ten!
11. Not number seven, number eleven!
12. Going places no one dare delve. it's lewd, it's rude, it's number twelve.
13. Rape the Queen, it's number thirteen!
14. Rape the Queen, it's number fourteen
15. Something obscene, it's number fifteen.
16. Throat-fuck the queen, it's number sixteen
17. Time to ween, he's now seventeen
18. The Queen killed a teen, number eighteen
19. With bile you fill my splein, n'n'n'n' nineteen
20. I want to see some cunty, now that we have reached twenty
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