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« on: February 04, 2008, 10:31:17 »

the cure for cancer...... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7226730.stm ..... kicking babies, simple yet effective, who'd've thunk it?!
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« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2008, 10:33:18 »

From your post I was hoping all I needed to do to remain cancer free would be to kick a baby.
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« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2008, 10:36:45 »

hehe, sorry to disappoint! i should've made it clear that babies have cancer kicking abilities!
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« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2008, 10:37:43 »

Does this mean if I get cancer all I have to do to beat it is get pregnant?
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« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2008, 10:37:53 »

hehe, sorry to disappoint! i should've made it clear that babies have cancer kicking abilities!

Indeed, too late now, little timmy probably won't pull through after the kicking I've just given him on your say so.
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« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2008, 10:39:23 »

hehe, sorry to disappoint! i should've made it clear that babies have cancer kicking abilities!

Indeed, too late now, little timmy probably won't pull through after the kicking I've just given him on your say so.
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« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2008, 10:41:55 »

hehe, sorry to disappoint! i should've made it clear that babies have cancer kicking abilities!

Indeed, too late now, little timmy probably won't pull through after the kicking I've just given him on your say so.

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« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2008, 10:42:37 »

Does this mean if I get cancer all I have to do to beat it is get pregnant?

if you had cervical cancer, then yes, but admittedly the chances of that are slim....
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« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2008, 10:43:15 »

also.... probiotic yoghurts & science mk2 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/sussex/7226095.stm

they just can't make their minds up....
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« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2008, 10:51:26 »

From your post I was hoping all I needed to do to remain cancer free would be to kick a baby.

same here
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« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2008, 10:58:15 »

also.... probiotic yoghurts & science mk2 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/sussex/7226095.stm

they just can't make their minds up....

i was at A&E there the other day,
i got mullered for having a bust up kneee
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« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2008, 06:32:44 »

Just heard on the radio a woman died in hospital because she got an epidural..... in her arm.  Undecided
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« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2008, 06:34:14 »

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« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2008, 06:37:10 »

Supposed to get them in your spine... she was giving/just finished giving birth and then they gave her the epidural in her arm by accident! She had massive fits then died.

Hospitals are shit. When Kirstie was in hospital with cancer, they put the tube she was supposed to be fed through into her lungs!  Rolleyes
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« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2008, 06:38:29 »

yeah i know.  just confused how you can mix up and arm and a back
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« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2008, 06:40:35 »

bingo wings? if she was lying on her side they could've got in the way?
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« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2008, 02:17:35 »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7228460.stm

 Undecided seems like a stupid idea to me
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« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2008, 02:55:45 »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7228460.stm

 Undecided seems like a stupid idea to me

Buyers are who cause the dynamism in the Ebay market place, they need protecting.
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« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2008, 03:54:39 »

At the expense of people leaving negative feedback. If you sell a CD to someone and they send you a cheque thats expired after you've sent the CD out then they wait ages before posting you some cash, you won't be able to warn anyone else potentially selling to them.
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« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2008, 03:56:18 »

Yes but that isn't Ebay's problem, Ebay's problem is that if the rate of buying slows because people are warned off selling to buyers then they suffer.
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