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« Reply #2380 on: November 03, 2011, 07:23:04 »

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« Reply #2381 on: November 03, 2011, 07:34:58 »

Strike's on so I guess I'll be striking then.
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« Reply #2382 on: November 03, 2011, 07:56:53 »

How exciting. Are you going to march about with a homemade sign or spend the day watching DVDs?
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« Reply #2383 on: November 03, 2011, 08:17:55 »

I'll be on the picket line, shunning the scabs
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« Reply #2384 on: November 03, 2011, 11:10:14 »

You'll need to get a barrel to start a fire in then
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« Reply #2385 on: November 04, 2011, 07:18:49 »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15596588

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« Reply #2386 on: November 06, 2011, 11:47:16 »

I observed the last strike I went on in a pub near the main entrance, shaking my fist at the office through the window
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« Reply #2387 on: November 07, 2011, 02:43:39 »

Sounds like a good plan... Similar to my plan, actually. I was just going to sit on a bench drinking Tesco value lager, shouting abuse at students. Yours is better though.
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« Reply #2388 on: December 01, 2011, 04:27:50 »

http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arrested-at-large-hadron-collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/

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A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.

The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year.

Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender.

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

This isn't the first time time-travel has been blamed for mishaps at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.

Professor Brian Cox, a CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll TV scientist, was sympathetic to Mr Cole. "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention bloody black holes."

Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.

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« Reply #2389 on: December 01, 2011, 15:53:19 »

lols good April Fools
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« Reply #2390 on: December 02, 2011, 01:11:29 »

Aye! Only saw it yesterday but it did make me laugh.
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« Reply #2391 on: December 21, 2011, 05:19:58 »

Brazilian baby born with 2 heads!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2076954/Brazilian-baby-born-heads.html



Do you think they have to give it two names, or one to share?
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« Reply #2392 on: December 21, 2011, 05:52:10 »

Call them both Juan.

Cause once you've met Juan you've met the other.

Also why the fuck are you reading the daily mail  umbrella
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« Reply #2393 on: December 21, 2011, 06:05:32 »

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I'm not  upsmiley I just saw the link for it elsewhere.
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« Reply #2394 on: December 21, 2011, 06:13:33 »

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« Reply #2395 on: December 21, 2011, 06:22:47 »

On the Daily Mail fans forum.
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« Reply #2396 on: December 21, 2011, 08:01:11 »

Poo flinging penguins

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-16285536
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« Reply #2397 on: December 21, 2011, 21:08:00 »

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« Reply #2398 on: December 22, 2011, 01:38:56 »

Double rainbow!  laugh
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« Reply #2399 on: December 22, 2011, 01:41:19 »

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