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« on: July 12, 2008, 10:08:03 »

I saw a plumbers van the other week and the name on it was:  B.J. Champion

worryingly though the driver was male
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« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2008, 11:34:58 »

<laugh> And to think my answer to this thread when I saw the title was going to be 'knob gags'.
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« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2008, 11:46:07 »

This made me chuckle... But I'm odd like that..

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« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2008, 12:56:50 »

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« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2008, 14:44:30 »

This made me chuckle... But I'm odd like that..



That woman looks like a family friend I used to know..
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« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2008, 14:46:33 »

When you say 'used to know'... I do hope she didn't die from a flying dog attack ?!
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« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2008, 14:51:51 »

Haha, well no. At least I don't think so; I've not heard anything.

Just that I haven't seen her or her family in ages because she was my mum's friend and even they hardly ever saw each other. She married a really posh, stuck up bloke who's the nephew of someone who's 23rd in line to the throne or something and he annoyed my mum one day by telling her that all state schools are shit (my mum is a teacher in a state school...) anyway, I hardly ever see my mum anymore, let alone her friends...
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« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2008, 15:02:31 »

Ah...
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« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2008, 19:42:47 »

This made me chuckle... But I'm odd like that..



love it.

it made me chuckle last night when i explained to a punter that he couldn't just hit anyone he liked or even have a go at them when in the casino no matter who he was 'connected' to and it really didn't matter if he had spent a lot of money. I chuckled when he replied, 'yeah I know mate, its just that I've taken too much coke tonight'
I chuckled and escorted him from the premises.
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« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2008, 07:01:39 »

Poo Choo Train's layin' down its tracks
With a [Poo Choo] all the way and back!

Cartman: Poo Poo Train is my favorite thing,
Spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing!

Christmastime wouldn't be the same
Without hugs and kisses and a Poo Choo Train.
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« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2008, 07:03:22 »

<laugh> And to think my answer to this thread when I saw the title was going to be 'knob gags'.


the size of my nob is no laughing matter
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« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2008, 07:03:50 »

But it does make you gag
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« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2008, 07:04:28 »

doesnt make me gag
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« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2008, 08:20:47 »

there was a sewer cleaning van outside my road. The compaany was called Suck Cess
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« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2008, 04:08:25 »

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11881_3806287,00.html

This headline
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« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2008, 04:09:37 »

that pun is worse than mine and yours put together
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« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2008, 04:10:37 »

made me chuckle though
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« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2008, 03:46:22 »

You know those things on websites where you have to type in words, in order to avoid spam/automated bots entering.  well I just did one and the phrase was

medal Woodwanksame

undecided I hadn't misread it either, as it was accpeted as correct.
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« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2008, 04:14:25 »

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« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2008, 04:07:50 »

Not really that funny, but i just saw some of the news and there was some middle-aged woman talking about house prices and the caption said

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