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« on: August 28, 2008, 02:39:48 »

I'm definitely not racist but I won't work for pakis, because they're bastards.

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« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2008, 03:06:41 »

Enjoy your Sharia law, the future of Britain.
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« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2008, 03:31:59 »

Enjoy the semen, the future of your arse
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« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2008, 04:37:46 »

Future large scale muslim immigration and demographic growth in Britain/Europe is a  fact at this point. Your dreams of anal penetration are a personal fantasy.
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« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2008, 04:50:48 »

i dunno, it seems a lot more inevitable to me
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« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2008, 05:44:57 »

The Christians outnumber the Muslims by quite allot at the moment. Plus Sharia law is practiced all over the world.
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« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2008, 11:13:45 »

Hence "the future".
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« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2008, 14:29:20 »

Up until Schaf this thread was brilliant.

We should stone schaf for ruining the potential
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« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2008, 14:31:24 »

Don't go easy on me just because you love me Bov.
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« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2008, 14:35:27 »

Funny how racist people always seem to begin with a " I'm no racist but, I fucking hate........"
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« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2008, 14:42:47 »

I'm not racist but I fucking hate it when you peel the foil off the top of a bottle of milk but the plastic underside of the freshness keeping device remains in place forcing you to use the end of tea spoon to puncture said filmy layer so that you can then destroy it from the inside and gain access to the milky goodness inside.
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« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2008, 14:59:29 »

you make me sick
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« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2008, 15:04:14 »

The current government isn't doing anything about foil tops on milk bottles, it's time to turn to the BNP
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« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2008, 15:12:29 »

The BNP would get a lot more votes if they had their name in lower case. bnp looks more cheerful and non threatening.
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« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2008, 15:34:07 »

Funny how racist people always seem to begin with a " I'm no racist but, I fucking hate........"

In the words of Chris Addison:
"You can tell people who read the Daily Mail because they follow every stupid thing they say with the phrase '... but I suppose that's not politically correct', and think that makes it OK to say whatever they want."
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