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« on: February 07, 2008, 02:48:57 »

A place to post your dreams. No aspirations here please.

I was taking a bus in Hull I'd never taken before, suddenly I realised I didn't know where I was.
I went down to the bus driver and asked if I could get off, and if he knew where I could listen to the local radio.
He said yes(even though we were on the bit where normal road meets motorway) and that I could find listening apparatus in the pond.
Somehow I knew where he went, as I walked straight into a nearby park and found the pond straight away - it was about 2 metres by 1 metre and looked just a foot of so deep and was full of dead leaves and branches.
I leant down and picked up this blue blister packet with headphones in that were supposed to connect me to the radio, and wondered how the bus driver knew. There was also an upside-down dead starfish in the pond.
Then I went to walk back out the park and it was quite intimidating as there were lots of yobbish groups hanging out.
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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2008, 02:35:13 »

I forgot.  Angry
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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2008, 09:13:07 »

Sad Maybe you'll rememeber next time.

I forgot today as well.
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« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2008, 03:37:00 »

I had a lot of dreams here's two

I was in a car going through a small town and the clouds were hanging really low in the sky, low enough to touch. There were the dark rain clouds and the white clouds and the dark ones looked like frozen particles of death and the white ones like frozen snow but they all looked so beautiful. And the whole town was deserted and it felt like a huge storm was gonna come but I woke up before the storm came.

Then I dreamt I was in a pub with some people and we were all singing the song about Barnes eating all the pies...
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« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2008, 03:41:09 »

Who's Barnes?
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« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2008, 03:42:08 »

John Barnes.
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« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2008, 03:43:42 »

Who's John Barnes?
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« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2008, 03:45:23 »

John Barnes is the guy who ate all the pies

I didn't know the words to the song though so I was just mouthing along for parts of it
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« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2008, 05:14:20 »

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« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2008, 05:33:17 »

I was dreaming of the super cool TV show I thought up before I went to sleep I think, either that or I stayed up long into the night think up the show but my sleep deprived state refused to remember it.

Would be bigger than Lost should it happen though.
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« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2008, 02:14:29 »

I've just realised I know who John Barnes is, as my local library is named after him and my dad went with him. Doh.

Anyway, dreams. I dreamed I was in Boots and the cashiers were members of The Shins. Apparently asleep-me likes weak wordplay.
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« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2008, 02:17:49 »

your dad went with him?

what as in dating? Huh?
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« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2008, 02:18:18 »

Your dad went with John Barnes?  ohmy

Theres a story for the Sun to print.

"Status' Dad Went With John Barnes In An All Night Romp"

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« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2008, 02:19:17 »

Apparently remembering to type the words "to school" was important for that sentence...
I'm not very with it this morning...
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« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2008, 02:19:58 »

ohmy

can he get his autograph for me???

he's one of my all-time heroes
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« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2008, 02:20:37 »

Ooh I like "to school" with" stories. My cousin was best mates with Jolean Lescott and my brothers old mates dad went to school with Lenny Henry.
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« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2008, 02:22:15 »

apparently a guy i play football with.  his dad was seeing floyd mayweathers mum for a long time ohmy
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« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2008, 02:23:52 »

Do you play footy with Floyd Mayweather?
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« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2008, 02:24:25 »

Haha! Really? You should come to the library. Not that it's anything to do with him really, but it's a nice little library.

To school stories are cool, allegedly Adam Ant went to the school that gave their books to my dad's school, and my dad has a textbook of his, but I'm not sure how much truth there is in that one...
Jolean Lescott I had to Google. What's with all these footballers going to school, huh?

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« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2008, 02:25:11 »

Do you play footy with Floyd Mayweather?

nope.  i refuse to play headers, volleys and beats...
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