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« on: October 11, 2008, 18:04:24 »

what have you done for us lately?
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« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2008, 01:44:40 »

in the current world economic crisis thingy, is the IOU safe?
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« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2008, 02:12:53 »

She's at university, sponging off the mothers of boys (well a boy) and going to peoples houses to drink lots of wine.
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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2008, 02:39:41 »

She's at university, sponging off the mothers of boys (well a boy) and going to peoples houses to drink lots of wine.
That's what all Prime Ministers do
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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2008, 07:23:46 »

She's at university, sponging off the mothers of boys (well a boy) and going to peoples houses to drink lots of wine.

Charlie is a girl.
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« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2008, 09:20:03 »

Since when?
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« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2008, 09:32:06 »

Charlie is a boy on the inside, she is well aware that she was born in the wrong body.
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« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2008, 10:55:06 »

Shh you.

Sorry Gidds, what d'ya want me to do?
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« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2008, 10:56:56 »

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« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2008, 10:57:58 »

You should start calling her Chuck.

Gidds wants you to act.
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« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2008, 10:58:47 »

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« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2008, 10:59:39 »

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« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2008, 11:02:25 »

The government of Lovely had the interests of the population as a whole when the decision to invest in Icelandic banks was taken...

Who knew?! Its all gone..

Every last penny cent.

We're broke...

No point in investigating anything, its all gone..

*shuffles off, the sound of large bags stuffed full of £10,000 IOU coins chinking as he goes... *
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« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2008, 12:09:27 »

Oi! Where do you think you're going?
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« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2008, 12:10:31 »

Tackle him!
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« Reply #15 on: October 12, 2008, 12:14:55 »

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« Reply #16 on: October 12, 2008, 12:15:51 »

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« Reply #17 on: October 12, 2008, 12:44:12 »

*Is long gone.. *
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« Reply #18 on: October 12, 2008, 13:01:58 »

Prime minister, the action i demand is for you to lead our great nation in these times of economic stress. What will happen to us? The worlds gone tits up and we need a lift. Perhaps we could have a bouncey castle? Or perhaps some cake? Please save our nation from depression.                Ps love the dancin'
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« Reply #19 on: October 12, 2008, 13:03:50 »

Our nation isn't depressed, I smiled a couple of days ago.
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