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He has always been and will always be until his retreat from power the successor to king Rasputin I.
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By Rasputin I meant this bravely  charismatic  Mr.Cog we all know.
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« on: November 26, 2008, 12:08:36 »

"I am about to go on my routine security rounds, join me, they are routine but informative" - the vulcan guy on star trek voyager













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« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2008, 04:43:04 »

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« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2008, 06:02:30 »

"....rhubarb."

The person who just came into the office. She was talking to her friend on the other side of the door.
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« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2008, 10:25:00 »

"...elves getting punched by frustrated parents..."

the reporter on the news just now blink
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« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2008, 12:45:17 »

"I remember one Christmas going round my grandparents and there was this chocolate cake on the table. My Grandfather winked at me and said 'Go on no one's looking' I smiled sheepisly and said 'are you sure' and he said 'go on no one's looking' so I stood up walked over and punched grandma"

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« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2008, 14:45:31 »

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« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2008, 02:11:36 »

"if they're too expensive here, why don't they go back to their own country to buy cherrys?"

 wacko racist 63 year old woman on the til in M&S complaining about people getting stuff for free from the government where as she's had to work since she was 13 blah blah blah silly old bint.
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« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2008, 11:12:57 »

"In return for a fee I'll wink you off Jon."

Chris at work being horribly confused after I stated that I wouldn't mind being checked out once in a while.



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« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2008, 11:15:30 »

"How do you know its alcohol?"
"It says budweiser on the bottle"

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« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2008, 04:10:21 »

"In the comic book Preacher, the train song was sung by Jesus de Sade, a sexually depraved character, whilst riding a bicycle, naked."

On the wikipedia page for Chigley  umbrella
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« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2008, 03:10:02 »

"Did your grandfather have a broadsword?"
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« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2008, 06:15:42 »

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On a school ski trip our mate decided to turd on some lad's floor. I thought it'd be good to take a photo. A teacher hears all the commotion and as he comes in the room we manage to get the log into a bag and under a bed. Teacher asks "What's that smell?", I say "I've farted, sorry", he says "Jesus lad what's wrong with you?!"

Then, just as he's about to leave he notices a wet patch where our mate must've done a little bit of wee whilst turding, he says "What's that?" to our mate. I notice there's an empty bottle of Pepsi next to it but before I get chance to say Pepsi our mate just says "It's p*ss, sir, I spilt some p*ss". He was so close to getting away with it all

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« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2009, 12:15:08 »

"Don't stick your hand in it, just leave it there."

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« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2009, 15:57:47 »

"They told me you was washed up!" - Mohammed Ali

"They lied, champ. They lied!" Joe Frasier
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« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2009, 06:52:01 »

"If you walk a mile in another person's shoes will you please give them back and apologize." --a white board at Marshall Medical Center North.
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« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2009, 09:29:18 »

"I was being a motorcycle"

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« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2009, 14:36:30 »

"Don't wash cutlery in the toilets"

An email from the bosses concerned about office hygiene.
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« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2009, 14:45:32 »

the sink in my labs kitchen contains a fork that was used to mix industrial grade epoxy, and theres a sandwich toaster with something growing on it
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« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2009, 21:16:07 »

I don't care, i'm just interested. - some nobhead punter.
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« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2009, 11:43:02 »

Isn't that a bit dangerous having a dog in a paper hat next to a candle?
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