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« Reply #20 on: December 26, 2008, 18:15:59 »

I'm guessing that he did not get you a puppy or any other kind of pet.
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« Reply #21 on: December 26, 2008, 18:21:41 »

It is a puppy or some other sort of pet.


only if he want's to get us chucked out of our flat lol
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« Reply #22 on: December 26, 2008, 18:23:19 »

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Day out in space, he needed to know your sizes for the spacesuit.
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« Reply #23 on: December 26, 2008, 19:05:20 »

I buy clothes for Zoe. My guess is jim jams.
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« Reply #24 on: December 27, 2008, 00:17:57 »

see i was thinking that... but according to my mum there is some unwritten rule where a man will never buy clothes for a women (bar underwear)

There is?

Shit I didn't know that, not that I'd buy much in the way of clothes as I can't tell the size of people beyond "smaller than me".

I guess it's "sex vouchers" redeemable at any branch of Hazel's Boyfriend.
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« Reply #25 on: December 27, 2008, 02:27:01 »

if it is clothing it won't end wel... as he text me to find out my size the otehr day and I didn't reply for 2 hours... and when I did saying I was an 8 he replied to say thought I was a 6... so if it is clothing I may be getting the worlds smallest stuff...
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« Reply #26 on: December 27, 2008, 04:12:03 »

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« Reply #27 on: December 27, 2008, 10:47:35 »

see i was thinking that... but according to my mum there is some unwritten rule where a man will never buy clothes for a women (bar underwear)

There is?


I didnt know there was either. Faceboy bought me a t-shirt for christmas the year before last. I never wore it though.
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« Reply #28 on: December 28, 2008, 09:37:52 »

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« Reply #29 on: December 28, 2008, 15:57:01 »

I get whatever it is on Monday...

Good luck for tomorrow! upsmiley Hope it's something nice Smiley
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« Reply #30 on: December 28, 2008, 16:22:38 »

Tomorrow I go Christmas shopping for my significant tumour other. Cheap reduced tat ahoy.
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« Reply #31 on: December 29, 2008, 02:58:06 »

today I'm buying a shiny new monitor and ordering a shiny new saddle
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« Reply #32 on: December 29, 2008, 09:32:54 »

I wish I had the money to buy a saddle Sad
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« Reply #33 on: December 29, 2008, 09:34:02 »

I wish I had the money to buy a saddle Sad
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« Reply #34 on: December 29, 2008, 11:12:38 »

its got titanium rails and a prostate groove

I needed a new one because the rails had bent on my old one, so it was permanently tilted back and therefore interfering with my general groin area  blush
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« Reply #35 on: December 29, 2008, 13:18:32 »

Mine would be the kind for a 4 - legged critter.
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« Reply #36 on: December 29, 2008, 14:29:15 »

Mine would be the kind for a 4 - legged critter.

I don't get your obsession with mounting cats Jack.
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« Reply #37 on: December 29, 2008, 14:45:42 »

its got titanium rails and a prostate groove

I needed a new one because the rails had bent on my old one, so it was permanently tilted back and therefore interfering with my general groin area  blush

Erm.... say what?
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« Reply #38 on: December 29, 2008, 14:50:59 »

in a vain attempt to not need to get an extended handlebar pole for my bicycle my parents experimented with some different saddles, one of which bent backwards and thus led to junk compression which wasn't nice.
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« Reply #39 on: December 29, 2008, 15:50:46 »

if you mean handle bar pole as in the bit which points forwards with the clamp on you could get one of those for the same price as a saddle anyway, unless you have the shitty old kind
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