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« Reply #40 on: December 29, 2008, 15:52:27 »

its got titanium rails and a prostate groove

I needed a new one because the rails had bent on my old one, so it was permanently tilted back and therefore interfering with my general groin area  blush

Erm.... say what?
PROSTATE GROOVE. more commonly known as a COMFORT CLEAVAGE
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« Reply #41 on: December 30, 2008, 02:51:27 »


the sticky up bit is the prostate groove
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« Reply #42 on: December 30, 2008, 03:00:33 »

 yikes

apparently my present is in 2 parts... got a top yesterday, but apparently the other bit couldn't be seen by him mum so it has been sent to our flat  confused that is both terrifying and suspicious...
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« Reply #43 on: December 30, 2008, 03:09:06 »

Is his mother prudish?

Does she have a thing about A-class narcotics being bad?

Does she think her son is Amish and thus wouldn't approve of him giving you a gift with buttons?

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« Reply #44 on: December 30, 2008, 03:11:00 »

well... his mother hates me lol


and you know what parents are like... try to protect their children from EVERYTHING, that and she does seem to think of him as perfect... (hence hating me as everytime soemthing goes wrong it must be my fault as he's perfect so can't be his)
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« Reply #45 on: December 30, 2008, 03:51:23 »

bound to be underwear then
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« Reply #46 on: December 30, 2008, 18:13:22 »

Amish people don't wear underwear, they wear chastity shield made of a combination of steel and diamond to ensure that the virginity remains intact.
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« Reply #47 on: December 30, 2008, 23:05:58 »

Amish people don't need to wear such things, they have no buttons, once dressed they remain dressed along time as their clothes won't be undone.
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« Reply #48 on: December 31, 2008, 02:58:43 »

he's got you a strap on.

Nice boyfriend
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« Reply #49 on: December 31, 2008, 07:10:30 »

Mine would be the kind for a 4 - legged critter.

I don't get your obsession with mounting cats Jack.

They aren't for sissies, I'll tell you that much. You have to earn their respect.
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« Reply #50 on: December 31, 2008, 09:18:42 »

bound to be underwear then
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« Reply #51 on: January 01, 2009, 13:48:46 »

The suspense is killing me.
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« Reply #52 on: January 01, 2009, 15:39:34 »

I would always prefer to be killed by suspense than by his song.
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« Reply #53 on: January 01, 2009, 16:32:55 »

The suspense is killing me.

It's probably going to end up being so boring after all this lol
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« Reply #54 on: January 02, 2009, 02:30:33 »

a hat with a bonsai tree growing on the top
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« Reply #55 on: January 02, 2009, 03:01:40 »

Oooo


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« Reply #56 on: January 02, 2009, 03:07:50 »

I said it, so they must exist
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« Reply #57 on: May 11, 2009, 03:44:11 »

what did he get you?
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« Reply #58 on: May 31, 2009, 12:20:10 »

Did we ever find out?
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« Reply #59 on: May 31, 2009, 12:26:58 »

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