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« on: January 14, 2009, 13:51:55 »

In order to prevent complaints from that valuable group of viewers who don't pay a tv licence but are still allowed to make complaints about programs they saw, there will be some censorship, to begin with, the words: 'granddaughter', 'telephone', 'dancing', and 'fluffy' are all banned.

there is also going to be some alterations of terms for political correctness. The word 'disorder' is to be replaced with the word 'brilliant'. Thus; "I have a fatal heart disorder" becomes "I have a fatal heart brilliant". And therefore people affected by various brilliants will not be feel insulted as they die a horrible painful death induced by their enjoyment of the brilliant broadcasts of the LBC
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« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2009, 06:28:28 »

My fluffy granddaughter just answered the telephone while she was dancing.
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