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« on: September 16, 2009, 15:37:18 »

As part of my new ways I am aiming to sleep with more lasses from all over the country, so if my tour dates are anywhere near you just say and we'll sort out meeting up for some jollies.


So Far I got Weston-Super-Mare to see an ex for the weekend, so thats Bristol area people

I also need to pencil in Preston to see a fancy peice so that would be Bear and co.

When i have confirmed dates I'll post them up Smiley

Anyone else know anywhere with muckybums near them?
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« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2009, 00:58:02 »

Have fun with your aids
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« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2009, 06:08:46 »

Wotcha gaz.
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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2009, 16:14:33 »

now then gidds

fuck off lars haha
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« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2010, 12:11:38 »

haha my tour was shit, resulted in an abortion and many many pity shags  whatever
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« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2010, 08:16:12 »

Classy
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« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2010, 08:35:13 »

Gaz is like the closest thing the forum has to a Shameless character.
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« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2010, 08:50:46 »

Who mickey?
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« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2010, 08:56:17 »

I don't know their names. I've only watched it twice.
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« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2010, 09:08:50 »

i'm not gay and don't have a pink limo, haha i ran into a woman today who hates me because i slept with both her daughters while i was with oone of them
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« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2010, 09:11:32 »

Did you tell her to quit parenting for the rest of her life due to the fact she had raised two slappers?
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« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2010, 09:13:13 »

nah didn't want my magte to lose his new job, lol she called me a complete dickhead though
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« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2010, 09:17:22 »

well tbf to her.... Tongue
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« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2010, 09:19:16 »

well tbf to me the younger sister got in bed with me naked not the other way round
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« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2010, 09:21:59 »

 shakehead I bet that's what John Terry said too.
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« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2010, 09:26:02 »

she didn't have to come over to my house, get naked and get in bed with me then put my penis in her mouth or her vag, i took her viginity though so i'll always be THAT mistake wub
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« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2010, 09:26:06 »

gaz is a redneck then
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« Reply #17 on: February 25, 2010, 09:30:56 »

Gaz, I really don't want to offend you, but you are the most classless man I know bow  laugh
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« Reply #18 on: February 25, 2010, 09:32:33 »

i used some hair remover cream down there before, it burnt alot, bled a little bit and looked like a plucked goose, no sex though because it was bloody painful but your mum liked it because it meant no hairs tickling her nose
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« Reply #19 on: February 25, 2010, 09:32:38 »

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