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« on: September 21, 2009, 16:58:39 »

I lost count at fuck offfff hp softwaRE at aAT LEATS 10

theamountof bottles of ale it takes to make cog ompletely shitfaced = 1`q

AND  jagermsiester is fucking brillliant
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« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2009, 17:03:42 »

yeeeeeeeeeeAK
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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2009, 22:45:07 »

It would be possible, but you would need to grease the pineapple quite a lot beforehand.
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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2009, 00:44:08 »

Enjoying university life then Cog?
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« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2009, 01:05:49 »

university life?  Cog used to do this when he was working
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« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2009, 01:07:27 »

not every night
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« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2009, 01:27:15 »

Translation:
The amount of shots of vodka it takes to make cog drunk is at least 10 (this number is probably not accurate)

the amount of (subsequent) pints of ale it takes to make cog completely shitfaced = 1

and jagermeister is fucking brilliant biggrin



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« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2009, 02:40:00 »

 upsmiley congratulations on fully emracing freshers week.


I think it was night two or three that I drank a whole bottle of whiskey and woke up the next day still drunk and very very sick with my first meeting with my course advisor due at 11am. Great fun  dance
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