Home   Forum   Help Media Centre Search Calendar Shop Gallery Login Register   *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
June 23, 2017, 02:20:58

Login with username, password and session length
Recent
by
[June 13, 2017, 06:31:42]

[May 05, 2017, 09:58:58]

[May 03, 2017, 09:25:15]

[May 02, 2017, 21:36:18]

[April 02, 2017, 03:04:23]
Twitter
Permissions

Last 10 Shouts:
June 02, 2017, 00:45:32
aye aye sir ted
May 16, 2017, 04:32:06
Aye
May 05, 2017, 10:07:12
hello guests! please sign up to lovely. pleeaaase
May 02, 2017, 21:41:53
memebigboy
April 15, 2016, 09:31:08
Who who?
April 10, 2016, 15:44:15
Aye aye captain
March 28, 2016, 13:05:24
Aye
November 17, 2015, 10:58:16
Aye
August 22, 2015, 06:42:55
Giraffe
August 05, 2015, 07:41:57
Last year
Members
Total Members: 560
Latest: snowberry
Stats
Total Posts: 244571
Total Topics: 5053
Online Today: 18
Online Ever: 137
(July 20, 2014, 20:19:05)
Users Online
Users: 0
Guests: 15
Total: 15
Pages: [1] 2
  Print  
Author Topic: "Question from Peter Shilton contact page" and other strange nostalgia things  (Read 2242 times)
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
Lard_Suddenly
Aware Of Vacuity
janitorial staff
National Treasure
*****

Karma: 71
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 33643



View Profile
« on: March 09, 2010, 05:52:28 »

Quote from: Amelia
Quote from: Lars
Quote from: Amelia
Quote from: Lars
Quote from: Amelia
Quote from: Lars
Quote from: Lars
Quote from: Amelia
Quote from: Lars
How much would it cost for you to give a motivational
presentation to the England squad against Andorra on Wednesday?

Lots of love
Lars
Good morning Lars

Thank you for contacting Peter, I am writing from his management and if
possible could you please give me more details of what and when you
would want Peter to speak?

With this I would be able to give you a more definite figure

Kind regards
Amelia
Wow thanks for replying so quickly! You kind of caught me off guard a bit!
 
Just out of curiosity, whats the chances of Peter turning up in Barcelona on Wednesday to give a motivational presentation to the England football squad (including Sven Goran McClaren) to get them motivated for the game against Andorra? Because they sure as hell need some motivation and I'm sure Shilton is the ideal candidate for the job.... Much better than McClaren anyway!
 
What sort of figures are we looking at?
 
Cheers pal
Lars
(Sorry I didn't mean the 'pal' thing! Slip of the tongue!)
Hi Lars
 
Please could I ask what involvement you have with Wednesday game?
 
Peter's fee would be 5000 + VAT + Travel
 
I shall look forward to hearing from you
 
kind regards
Amelia
Will 20 and a pint do?
Thank you very much wasting my time!
 
Regards
Hey, sorry! I didn't actually expect a response to start with, I was just having a laugh.
 
Don't take it personally! I just post on a forum and saw this service advertised there. Wasn't meant to cause offence.
It's ok, but emails from Peter's website come straight through to management!
 
No offence taken! now get back to work!
 
Amelia


I will be doing a blog thing for Schaf as we're coming up to Lovely's 5 year anniversary soon.

So to promote my blog, I will be randomly posting nostalgic things from Lovelys past. Threads, pics, email convos with other people (if I still have them)..

Enjoy.
Logged


I have a dream! And so could you. Just eat loads of cheese before you go to bed. It's easy.
He loves the cock...
Manager
National Treasure
*****

Karma: 740
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 28971


View Profile
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2010, 05:56:31 »

Bugger, I should crack on and stop playing pokemon gold on the emulator on my laptop (never played gold before)
Logged

Lard_Suddenly
Aware Of Vacuity
janitorial staff
National Treasure
*****

Karma: 71
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 33643



View Profile
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2010, 05:58:43 »

The new one comes out on the DS soon, I think. Which is Pokemon Gold/Silver/Platinum updated.  upsmiley
Logged


I have a dream! And so could you. Just eat loads of cheese before you go to bed. It's easy.
Pompey Gaz
Your Dad
National Treasure
*****

Karma: 28
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 4076


I am Gareth, Hear me roar


View Profile
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2010, 05:59:52 »

Lars your haggling skills are pooor!
Logged
Lard_Suddenly
Aware Of Vacuity
janitorial staff
National Treasure
*****

Karma: 71
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 33643



View Profile
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2010, 06:01:47 »

Hey, she went too high to start with. I countered it by offering a really low rate.

Fucking hell, 5k + expenses for an hours work.  shakehead
Logged


I have a dream! And so could you. Just eat loads of cheese before you go to bed. It's easy.
He loves the cock...
Manager
National Treasure
*****

Karma: 740
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 28971


View Profile
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2010, 06:03:58 »

It's good work if you can get it, that said I don't think your heart was in it Lars, I think really you want England to lose.
Logged

Revolutionary1
janitorial staff
National Treasure
*****

Karma: 0
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 2029



View Profile
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2010, 06:06:07 »

It's Peter Shilton though, it's not like it's David Seaman.  You're getting value for money with Shilton.
Logged

Sorted, respect due.
Lard_Suddenly
Aware Of Vacuity
janitorial staff
National Treasure
*****

Karma: 71
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 33643



View Profile
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2010, 06:23:22 »

I would rather pay 5k for Seaman than Shilton.
Logged


I have a dream! And so could you. Just eat loads of cheese before you go to bed. It's easy.
Anubis
janitorial staff
National Treasure
*****

Karma: 195
Offline Offline

Posts: 13311


View Profile WWW
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2010, 14:13:42 »

I would rather pay 5k for Semen than Shilton.

fix'd
Logged
Lard_Suddenly
Aware Of Vacuity
janitorial staff
National Treasure
*****

Karma: 71
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 33643



View Profile
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2010, 01:30:14 »

 ohmy rude
Logged


I have a dream! And so could you. Just eat loads of cheese before you go to bed. It's easy.
Forever A Shorty
Hermaphrodite
King
National Treasure
******

Karma: 44
Offline Offline

Posts: 31964



View Profile
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2010, 01:48:25 »

should've asked gordon banks.  He's more senile and his pension is probably running out, so would go for much lower.
Logged
Lard_Suddenly
Aware Of Vacuity
janitorial staff
National Treasure
*****

Karma: 71
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 33643



View Profile
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2010, 01:59:40 »

Not really going to be able to give the same kind of motivation as Shilton, though.
Logged


I have a dream! And so could you. Just eat loads of cheese before you go to bed. It's easy.
He loves the cock...
Manager
National Treasure
*****

Karma: 740
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 28971


View Profile
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2010, 02:46:00 »

should've hired some whores, the ones that specialise in the kinky dominatrix stuff they'd be motivational.
Logged

Lard_Suddenly
Aware Of Vacuity
janitorial staff
National Treasure
*****

Karma: 71
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 33643



View Profile
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2010, 02:55:36 »

Not kinky enough for some footballers, I should imagine.
Logged


I have a dream! And so could you. Just eat loads of cheese before you go to bed. It's easy.
He loves the cock...
Manager
National Treasure
*****

Karma: 740
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 28971


View Profile
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2010, 03:04:26 »

Shilton is kinkier it's true but so expensive.
Logged

Lard_Suddenly
Aware Of Vacuity
janitorial staff
National Treasure
*****

Karma: 71
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 33643



View Profile
« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2010, 03:07:07 »

And not worth it, in my opinion.
Logged


I have a dream! And so could you. Just eat loads of cheese before you go to bed. It's easy.
Pompey Gaz
Your Dad
National Treasure
*****

Karma: 28
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 4076


I am Gareth, Hear me roar


View Profile
« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2010, 04:12:53 »

does the 5k include having sex with him? it would be worth it then
Logged
Lard_Suddenly
Aware Of Vacuity
janitorial staff
National Treasure
*****

Karma: 71
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 33643



View Profile
« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2010, 04:14:31 »

The whole England football team having sex with Peter Shilton would likely cost a bit more than 5k + expenses.
Logged


I have a dream! And so could you. Just eat loads of cheese before you go to bed. It's easy.
Pompey Gaz
Your Dad
National Treasure
*****

Karma: 28
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 4076


I am Gareth, Hear me roar


View Profile
« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2010, 04:16:30 »

 chinscratch    we best get saving then see as you couldn't haggle us a sweet deal
Logged
Lard_Suddenly
Aware Of Vacuity
janitorial staff
National Treasure
*****

Karma: 71
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 33643



View Profile
« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2010, 04:16:54 »

I tried my best.  stern
Logged


I have a dream! And so could you. Just eat loads of cheese before you go to bed. It's easy.
Pages: [1] 2
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.9 | SMF © 2006-2009, Simple Machines LLC
TinyPortal v0.9.8 © Bloc
Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
Page created in 0.135 seconds with 28 queries.