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« on: March 12, 2010, 02:49:13 »

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A tribute to Mike (of the Psychotic variety)

 

I am sure you have all noticed that Mike has left us (well he hasn’t left the Sanctuary but that don’t count he he) and I’m also sure you’re all missing him terribly…so I was asked to write some sort of tribute to him. So er this is my tribute to the greatest Mike in the world…

 

Mike was the greatest and best husband in the world

Maybe

Long time ago me and husband Mike here

We were travelling to Oxford on a big and reddish bus

All of a sudden

There stood a cunty Lars

In the middle of the bus station

And he said

Drink the best fake beer in the world or I’ll nick your Cumming

Well me and Mike…we looked at each other…and we each said…

CUNTFACE

 

So we drank the first thing that came to our hands

Just so happened to be

The best beer in the world

It was the best beer in the world

 

Look into my beer and it’s easy to see

Real beer makes sense and fake makes you pee

It was Bu-ud-var…

 

Needless to say

The Lars didn’t care

Knocking back his fake beer

And the Lars had hair

He asked us

Be you citizens

And we said nay

We are but cunts

Cock!

Aaaahh aaahhh aaahhhooowhooohooo hoowoo hoowoo aiyahaaho

 

This is not the greatest story about Mike, no

This is just a tribute

Couldn’t remember the greatest song about him

Yeah no

This is a tribute

To the greatest Mike in the world

Alright

He’s the greatest Mike in the world

Alright

He’s the greatest motherfuckin’ cunt, the greatest gayer in the world oh!

 

And the peculiar thing is this my friends

The Mike who left us on that fateful night

Isn’t actually ever coming back

Cos now he’s dead

You gotta believe me

And I wish you were there

So you’d know I didn’t kill him

Pow good Mike

Gotta love him

So surprised to find ya can’t find him

 

 

 

Ahem. That’s not really much of a tribute is it? I kinda ran out of ideas of nice things to say about Mike so thought I’d just write/sing about one of my favourite occasions with him…. its naff isn’t it? Be honest, I can take it *sniff*
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« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2010, 02:51:54 »

....ok...some one called mike has died?....is that right, if so, sorry for your lose and hope you have a set of close friends to help you in this differecult time
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« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2010, 03:00:03 »

 huh

No... Have you not noticed the pattern to the threads I've been posting here for the past week..? I is posting old Lovely related stuff, innit.
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« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2010, 03:01:23 »

huh

No... Have you not noticed the pattern to the threads I've been posting here for the past week..? I is posting old Lovely related stuff, innit.

no, i'm 20, got girls on my mind, two healing legs and is bored out my mind, i don't gice shite about any pattarns and what not
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« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2010, 03:04:46 »

Cool.
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« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2010, 03:10:48 »

i'm bored,
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« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2010, 03:17:56 »

Got no films to watch or anything?
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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2010, 03:24:16 »

gotta go to the hospital in a min, be told somethings, some dos and don'ts, telling them to fuck off and then maybe borderlands laugh
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« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2010, 03:26:19 »

Don't jump off tall objects?
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« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2010, 03:35:44 »

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« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2010, 04:00:47 »

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« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2010, 04:08:21 »

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« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2010, 12:53:00 »

R.I.P Mike.

I thought you was 12, you thought I was a cunt, it was a thing we had
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« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2010, 12:59:35 »

Find something about one of the guys who still post here.
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« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2010, 13:03:20 »

and are alive
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« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2010, 14:34:14 »

It won't be very nostalgic if the cunt was still cunting around
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« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2010, 15:40:37 »

who cares?
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« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2010, 15:58:16 »

who cares?

That man was somehow our first Prime Minister despite no one liking him.
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« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2010, 17:32:06 »

I suspect he was a BBC mod  Cry
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« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2010, 17:43:00 »

He was a rebel, he had several accounts banned by the bbc, if it was all an act he did it very well
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