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« Reply #80 on: March 16, 2011, 02:28:49 »

you could y'know take a day off next year?
I could, yes. But it'd be very difficult for Alisa to get a day off work during the week.
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« Reply #81 on: March 16, 2011, 04:35:31 »

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« Reply #82 on: March 17, 2011, 02:20:00 »

150?
And you wouldn't go to the cup final?!
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The cup final was practically impossible for me to get tickets for. The way the tickets were sold meant I had no chance.. first they went on sale to people who had been to a certain number of away games, then people who had season tickets, then people who had been to a certain number of cup games, then people who had been to a certain number of home games etc. By the time they went on general sale, there were about 6000 tickets and you had to queue for them on a Tuesday at the ticket office.

I'm not complaining, as I think this is fair enough, really. I don't pay to go to the games, so I should be last in line for tickets to the cup final...
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« Reply #83 on: June 22, 2011, 00:11:55 »

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Congratulations! You have been allocated some of the greatest tickets on earth!

This email is from the London 2012 Ticketing team, confirming that your Olympic Games ticket application has now been processed.

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We are delighted to confirm that you have been allocated the following tickets to the London 2012 Olympic Games:

Sport: Equestrian - Eventing

Ok, cool, so Alisa gets her Equestrian event stuff  smug

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This email is generated automatically, please do not reply.

Best wishes and congratulations again,
London 2012 Ticketing team

What... that's it!?  Sad stern

Arseholes.
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« Reply #84 on: June 22, 2011, 00:22:36 »

Hahaha, the system fails again.
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« Reply #85 on: June 22, 2011, 00:24:29 »

 glare I can't believe the quarter finals of the football at Wembley could've been that oversubscribed
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« Reply #86 on: June 22, 2011, 00:27:34 »

isn't it still the case that 20% of people who applied won't be getting any tickets at all though because being British we cocked it all right up.
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« Reply #87 on: June 22, 2011, 00:32:32 »

I don't know.

I just know I didn't get all the tickets I wanted  stern
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« Reply #88 on: June 22, 2011, 00:44:55 »

I blame you
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« Reply #89 on: June 22, 2011, 00:53:51 »

why, did you only get tickets for equestrian eventing too?
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« Reply #90 on: June 22, 2011, 01:00:06 »

Unlike you I didn't want to go to the equestrian so I got nothing
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« Reply #91 on: June 22, 2011, 01:02:05 »

Missing out, man. What will you be doing at 10am on a Sunday in next July, hmmm? I'll be in Greenwich Park watching some horses dance.

Yeah... jealous now, ain't ya.
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« Reply #92 on: June 22, 2011, 01:02:25 »

yes
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« Reply #93 on: June 22, 2011, 01:04:25 »

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« Reply #94 on: June 22, 2011, 02:08:53 »

Did you get dressage tickets as well?  Now that's proper horsey dancing, unless Clare Balding appeared on Strictly?
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« Reply #95 on: June 22, 2011, 02:32:16 »

We picked a day where the eventing would be dressage. So.. yes.
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« Reply #96 on: June 22, 2011, 02:34:42 »

Will Clare Balding be dancing?
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« Reply #97 on: June 22, 2011, 02:47:53 »

only if someone is brave enough to mount her.
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« Reply #98 on: June 22, 2011, 03:00:16 »

she will when I pistol whip her yeeehaawwww pew pew pew
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« Reply #99 on: June 22, 2011, 04:57:43 »

ewwwwww, Lars is going to ride Clare Balding and whip her with his pistol.
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