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« on: June 27, 2010, 14:06:10 »

We the people demand national provision of Monkeys so that we may skullfuck them should we wish and have the relevant permits.
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« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2010, 14:15:23 »

I second this notion because, as a citizen who wishes to partake in the skull-fucking of a monkey, I was deeply distressed when I was told that there were no skulls on-hand and that I would have to find one on my own.
We should have skulls that are easily accessable for everyone, not just those who can go and find a monkey!
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« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2011, 09:56:42 »

better late than never.... of course my reply is late because I have been conducting masses of research and been in consultation with my many international advisors and not because I've only just read this now.... ahem..... anyone, to the matter at hand.... alright, why not. Send in the monkeys!
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« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2011, 10:49:52 »

I've had enough monkey skull fucking.  You've missed the boat.  I want some budgie baiting action.
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« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2011, 12:16:17 »

release the budgieeeees!
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« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2011, 19:59:58 »

I petition you for cyber land (fake but makes me feel fuzzy on the inside) and for my name sake title* to mean a little something (again just to make me feel good), this nobility system could should be passed to everyone willing to ask for it.
*No one can just ask to be king...as stated by King Rasputin
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« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2011, 01:30:04 »

Who?
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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2011, 16:15:36 »

Who?
The founder and first king of Lovely
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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2011, 17:16:12 »

Who?
The founder and first king of Lovely

Currently the revisionists hold sway over popular culture in this land, in the revised histories other stuff happens depending who you listen to and choose to believe, I think my fave version of our history had us as Nazi Germany before Ray overthrew Hitler and lead us away from being German (however many revisionists presume the naziness of our former existence to be OK, I think that version may just exist as an excuse to gas Jewish people)
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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2011, 22:04:30 »

You acknowledge a second King by stating the 'first'. Yet the first King claims there cannot be another King.
Now, we all know that Lovely is ruled by King Ray,
therefore Lovely is win and King Ray is winner.
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« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2011, 15:13:38 »

There was a time before Ray, a time when Lovely was ruled by a mad evil king called Chutney the Oppressor, or something else, I forget.  But the important thing is that Ray used his magical silver fiddle to trick this other king into leaving Lovely forever, and then the grateful citizens of Lovely made Ray their new king. Or something else happened. But Ray is king now.
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« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2011, 04:29:34 »

and the everyone left...
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« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2011, 17:52:56 »

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The founder and first king of Lovely

Currently the revisionists hold sway over popular culture in this land, in the revised histories other stuff happens depending who you listen to and choose to believe, I think my fave version of our history had us as Nazi Germany before Ray overthrew Hitler and lead us away from being German (however many revisionists presume the naziness of our former existence to be OK, I think that version may just exist as an excuse to gas Jewish people)

Wtf. Darn that evil cyber Adolf Hitler.
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