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« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2011, 00:44:08 »

Not that I'm aware of. Should she?  unsure
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« Reply #21 on: April 07, 2011, 00:56:12 »

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Cadbury World friday Smiley Jizz.

Me thinks he doth not know what the word jizz means
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« Reply #22 on: April 07, 2011, 01:31:34 »

Not that I'm aware of. Should she?  unsure

You obviously got an inferior model
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« Reply #23 on: April 07, 2011, 01:32:24 »

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Cadbury World friday Smiley Jizz.

Me thinks he doth not know what the word jizz means

What did you think they meant by milk chocolate?
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« Reply #24 on: April 07, 2011, 01:54:35 »

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« Reply #25 on: April 07, 2011, 01:58:40 »

I won't say where the chocolate comes from Undecided
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« Reply #26 on: April 07, 2011, 01:59:22 »

shhhhhrrraaarrgghhhhhhh
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« Reply #27 on: April 07, 2011, 02:08:05 »

erm no they don't use shhhhhrrraaarrgghhhhhhh
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« Reply #28 on: April 07, 2011, 02:38:40 »

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« Reply #29 on: April 07, 2011, 02:46:27 »

Cocoa beans Lars,  cocoa beans.  That's where chocolate comes from.
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« Reply #30 on: April 07, 2011, 03:02:52 »

Not that I'm aware of. Should she?  unsure

well some wives don't but it is limiting the potential exit strategies of any spawn that may grow in a wife.
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« Reply #31 on: April 07, 2011, 04:05:24 »

Spawn  downsmiley

cocoa beans  upsmiley
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« Reply #32 on: April 29, 2011, 12:19:07 »

Been a few corkers today amongst the "beautiful princess", "proud to be English" and the "really enjoyed the wedding" etc.

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Perfect perfect wedding! The most beautiful thing I have ever seen, they look so in love. Found myself crying through most of it, can't wait for them to kiss on the balcony now Smiley
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I was blubbing too, thinking of Diana and how proud she would have been, thinking about the troops and how many we have lost, thinking too much really - but a lovely day.

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Has watched the Royal wedding and enjoyed it more than I thought I would Smiley If people aren't bothered about it (supposedly) then don't bother wasting yours or other people's time by putting it on your status

 Rolleyes slightly hypocritical, no?

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I love how the people are moaning about the people who are moaning

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« Reply #33 on: April 29, 2011, 13:34:20 »

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Limied Edition Royal Wedding Princess Catherine / Kate Middleton Doll 30 when collected or 34 posted. Each Doll is Indivially numbered, only 10,000 worldwide

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What a good day today has been, everyone has no job to go to, been watching the TV all day, started drinking at 10 in the morning and shouting in the streets.

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« Reply #34 on: May 12, 2011, 01:18:58 »

Ok, so, I have a "cousin" ( S ) who isn't really my cousin. She's the daughter of the mother of my uncles son. Erm, my cousins sister, I guess.

Anyway... I haven't spoken to her in years but for some reason she added me on facebook. I knew her when she was about 7 or 8 years old and she was a proper headcase. But this is what she posted on facebook recently:

Quote from: S - Has just done my hour jogging O'my god I'm sweating bucket's...
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WEll dun S, them canadian, men ent guna no whats hit em!!! In the meantym roll on sat xxx
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Its my second day today I'm doing so well I'm just cooking pasta and tuna.. Yum yum Smiley we must get in shape cause we want to be oink oinked. Can't wait Saturday night is going to be WILD let's wind some bitches up!! Haha xxx

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« Reply #35 on: May 12, 2011, 01:23:03 »

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« Reply #36 on: May 12, 2011, 01:33:25 »

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« Reply #37 on: May 12, 2011, 01:36:40 »

I'd oink oink her
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« Reply #38 on: May 12, 2011, 01:39:42 »

you'd oink oink anything you randy little deviant
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