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« on: June 16, 2011, 00:37:57 »

I noticed last night that in the corner of the living room, above the pc, there was this spider with loads of flies in its web!







...only, on closer inspection, they weren't flies at all!



They were baby spiders  scared unsure



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« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2011, 00:48:40 »

Just be thankful you don't have a chicken infestation

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« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2011, 00:55:22 »

is that your favouritest picature evar?
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« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2011, 01:00:40 »

It would be, but there aren't any boobies in it.
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« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2011, 01:40:16 »

Too much cock.
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« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2011, 04:56:40 »

Uh Oh!
What does this mean for the baby spiders?
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« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2011, 06:19:13 »

Send the picture into Springwatch!
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« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2011, 07:45:58 »

The babies got vacuumed. Wouldn't normally kill spiders, but I'm not too happy about having a gazillion of them crawling all over the living room tbh.
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« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2011, 08:18:55 »

"What a tangled web we weave,
When first we practice to deceive!...
to make you think they were merley flies,
But if not removed, would take over youse guys. 

Humble apologies.  Surely there are better "English" terms that you can supply for the forth line. 
CONTEST:  Supply appropriate 3rd and 4th line.
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« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2011, 09:37:44 »

You could have trained them to do menial tasks about the house.
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« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2011, 09:41:58 »

Species, Spider? No, species Fly.
Then get me the vacuum, for they must die!
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« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2011, 07:02:11 »

I found a spider egg on my curtain once, luckily noticed it before it hatched
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« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2011, 07:29:55 »

Did you make a tiny omelette?
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« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2011, 19:48:24 »

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« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2011, 03:05:37 »

what did you do with it then?

Just left it, but kept an eye on it....?
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« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2011, 03:07:08 »

stuck it up her bum obviously
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« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2011, 03:13:52 »

baby spiders birthed from the rectum is a serious problem with teh yoot' of today.
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« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2011, 16:02:08 »

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I put it out the window
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