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« on: October 31, 2011, 02:39:33 »

Alisa's cousin who lives in Beijing who I've never spoken to asked me to be her friend on facebook.

Fair enough.

But... am I supposed to say "hello, nice to meet you" or something..? Or do I wait to see if she massages me?  chinscratch I'm in a politeness pickle.
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« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2011, 02:56:19 »

Always wait for the massage. If you rush it, you'll regret it.
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« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2011, 03:07:09 »

But what if I need the massage now?
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« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2011, 03:43:56 »

As a wise man once said, "patience is a virtue best left unsoiled by rushing to get your happy endings during a massage from someone you knows wifes cousin"
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« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2011, 04:18:36 »

Looks like I'm back to massaging myself
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« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2011, 05:21:18 »

For now, at least. Who knows what you might get for xmas Wink
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« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2011, 05:44:03 »

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« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2011, 05:44:57 »

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« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2011, 06:03:00 »

I'll get a wink?  I'd rather have a wank personally.
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« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2011, 06:49:28 »

I'd rather have a wink wank.
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« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2011, 08:34:15 »

Sorry but my eyelids just aren't that strong
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« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2011, 09:34:51 »

But my cock is that small Wink

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« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2011, 10:18:44 »

you want me to wait now?  are you dressing up in your batman costume or something, cause I can tell you now, that won't work very well
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« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2011, 01:27:11 »

I don't have a Batman costume. But I can wear my NHobgoblin costume
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« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2011, 02:10:53 »

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