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« on: December 01, 2011, 08:40:01 »

You've seen it on the news. The government have just released a press statement saying they had an alien, which they plucked from space, but he's got out and last reported seen in the [wherever you live] area.

You look out of your living room window and you can see him hiding under the car.

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« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2011, 09:28:00 »

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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2011, 09:56:51 »

I see. Might attract attention. The alien could be hostile. Playing a dangerous game there, cog.
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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2011, 11:40:31 »

depends on whether they're fit
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« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2011, 11:58:15 »

Pervert.
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« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2011, 12:22:30 »

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« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2011, 13:14:49 »

Always wanting to molest aliens. The filthy beast.
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« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2011, 01:25:31 »

who said anything about molesting?  I'm only into consentual alien hanky-panky.
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« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2011, 02:22:28 »

What if it's a really young alien, but looks older, and is still fit?
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