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« on: June 05, 2015, 12:50:17 »

I heard a rumour that King Ray went on a boar hunt, and then his page spiked his wine, thus incapacitating the normally agile monarch and allowing a boar to fatally wound him. Can anybody confirm if this is true?
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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2015, 09:09:57 »

If you play the game of Lovely you win or you die
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« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2015, 12:44:43 »

That's not wot I heard™

I was told he died in a mysterious yachting accident, whilst running the bid for Lovely to host the 2022 world cup.
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« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2015, 13:09:42 »

I heard King Ray stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator - and vanished. He awoke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not his own, and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better.
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« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2015, 03:00:17 »

I heard that he isn't trapped in my secret sex dungeon.
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« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2015, 09:47:23 »

I heard that he isn't trapped in my secret sex dungeon.

Ray is very flexible, and you're terrible at tying knots.
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« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2015, 12:32:21 »

He lives under my hearth rug,crawls out for popcorn when he thinks no one is about
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« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2015, 04:08:49 »

I heard he was in hospital after having a nervous breakdown. Apparently, he's been taking bungs for years. Decades, even. He was recently suspended from his position as King of Lovely because of it and I don't think he's taken things too well.
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