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« on: June 01, 2016, 12:12:45 »

So I just became a citizen and realize something. First off I noticed that no one else is logged on  tumbleweed soooooooooooo I am making myself King Jon I. But if anyone replies I will give up but until then viva la resistance! whatever
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« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2016, 23:16:19 »

If you'll rename the country facistwhoremongerland by Royal Decree you can keep the job.
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« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2016, 09:59:14 »

Ray is still the king of my heart.


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« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2016, 15:30:04 »

Ray is still the King of my Anal cavity.
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« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2016, 18:03:31 »

Hey ? i'm actually considering it that  nod
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« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2016, 08:26:54 »

Ray is still the King of my Anal cavity.

I heard your anal cavity has an entire aristocracy.
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« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2016, 06:44:44 »

Ray is still the King of my Anal cavity.

I heard your anal cavity has an entire aristocracy.
He also stashes vanilla flavoring there, akin to beavers.
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