As the UK is now leaving the EU due to it
being old, small minded, unemployed and racist
voting to leave I would also like to have a Lovely Referendum, we Lovely people require one because everyone else seems to be whinging for one.
In our Referendum we are going to have to make a choice, it's going to be difficult and we'll need someone to try to salvage and re-float the wreck so we can drag it in a direction (also without David Cameron being the cap'n).
I will be holding a cabinet meeting in a furniture store before I get escorted out of the building for tampering with the wares and generally being a nuisance to decide whether Lovely can join the EU. Following this I will try my best to contact the EU leaders to see if Lovely can remain (or join if they notice we've not really joined before) I will then strive to get a campfire and mat going in the nearest instance so I can make the necessary smoke signals at Brussels.
Please be aware at this volatile and uncertain time that I will be there for you, except for when I'm not (which will be most of the time)
then you'll just have to man-up and improvise until my return.
If my cabinet meeting is successful and I get the go ahead from Brussels (in a delusion or not)
I shall open a Poll for our very own Referendum.
Remember: Everyone is welcome in Lovely, with exceptions of the Kardashians, Donald Trump, and Jimmy Krankie stunt-doubles.